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[hara]

ic questions meme

Stolen from vore

✖ Ask any of the characters I roleplay a question, and I'll reply in-character as them with an answer.

✖ Feel free to ask them ANYTHING, Regardless of whether you know their canon or not.

✖ Feel free to also ask them as your own character. They will respond accordingly.

Comments

[vore]

Deidara, why are you so fucking gay for Hidan?

Itachi, stop trying to hit on yourself. He isn't interested.

Sasuke, do you cry when you jerk off?

[tonguejob]

... I'm not, mm. What are you, retarded?

[vore]

I see those fucking dots, which translate into "Oh fuck, how did they know?"

[tonguejob]

No, they translate to "what the fuck is this bitch on, hm?"

[vore]

AT LEAST I'M NOT ON COCK LIKE YOU HLHLHGLHGLHGLHUGHGGHLGGH etc

[tonguejob]

You want to die, don't you?

[vore]

wait, disregard that i suck cocks

anyway, another question

what would you do if you were suddenly raped by a toaster?

[tonguejob]

Ha! I knew it, mm.

How would that even work?

[vore]

Yeah, we have something in common.

I don't know, the slits where you put the bread turn into dicks or something idk

[tonguejob]

You wish.

I wouldn't let a toaster rape me, that's stupid, hm.

[vore]

THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

No, you have no choice

it has to rape you because if it doesn't
then aliens take over the world

[tonguejob]

YES IT DOES!

Screw that, let the aliens take over, hm.

[vore]

Why would I wish you sucked cock when it's obvious you do. I mean you have those hands for a reason.

Enjoy your space AIDS.

[kin_slayer]

Why would I hit on that diseased whore? Who knows where it's been?!

[kin_slayer]

I have no reason to make advances on Itachi-san. I am glad the feeling is mutual.

[vore]

It doesn't matter if he's diseased, okay? Just put out and say "Okay!" you're both gonna die anyway.