Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

[hapynooodlegirl]

I can never really be arsed with this thing. The days of spilling my guts to all and sundry have long since passed and I can rarely be arsed to read my friends pages, because mainly it's full of other peoples problems; who I don't know and don't really give a shit about

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[anarky_xtra]

LJ is definitely NOT the flan the gentlemen provided that time at band camp yo.

Additionally, I predict that people will die out because dinosaurs touched them at night. Like, maybe the people were nocturnal, and the dinosaurs weren't. And so when the dinosaurs touched them...at night...it...killed them. The people. Not the dinosaurs.

One would have to assume the dinosaurs did not, in fact, die out. They were actually all hiding in the Closet of History. All of them. They hid and hid and hid, until eventually the Christian's ridiculous theory of intelligent design became more popular than that of Evolution. That night, the dinosaurs chose to come stampeding out of the Closet of History...but they did so very quietly (it being night time) so's not to wake the slumbering humans.

Um. Oh no wait, the humans were nocturnal, so they weren't slumbering. Oh no! So they did, in fact, STAMPEDE out of the Closet, touching humans as they passed. Given that they had been hiding in the Closet for many millions of years, they were hungry. So

[snarfpup]

There is something terribly wrong with you.....

and I like it ;)

[anarky_xtra]

"terribly wrong"

This is the name of a posh-metal band.

:D

[hapynooodlegirl]

oh george. I love you.

:D

[anarky_xtra]

But it is a forbidden, dinosaur-based love. It cannot be allowed. :D