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A man was drowning in the ocean, and a big boat stopped by him and said "do you need any help?"
And the man said "No thanks, God will save me."
Minutes later another boat stops by him and says "Do you need any help?"
And the man said "No thanks, God will save me."
The man died and went to heaven and he said to God, "God, why didn't you save me?"
and God said "I sent you TWO boats, you dummy."
And the man said "No thanks, God will save me."
Minutes later another boat stops by him and says "Do you need any help?"
And the man said "No thanks, God will save me."
The man died and went to heaven and he said to God, "God, why didn't you save me?"
and God said "I sent you TWO boats, you dummy."