hehehe

[hapycow]

wow, is it just me or is this really funny?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Christiane!

1. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Christiane.
2. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Christiane every year.
3. It is impossible to fold Christiane more than seven times.
4. The horns of Christiane are made entirely from hair.
5. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Christiane.
6. A Christianeometer is used to measure Christiane!
7. Christiane is actually a mammal, not a fish.
8. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Christiane on.
9. Christiane does not have toes.
10. About 100 people choke to death on Christiane each year.

Christianeometer? XD People die from choking on me. What the hell were they thinking, trying to eat me...they deserved to die.