Themed batch!!!
THEME: Silly smut starters.
Life with Derek
"Aagh!" Casey squealed as the bathroom curtain was yanked back violently. But she calmed down considerably when she saw Derek grinning back at her.
"De-rek!" she teased, "What if somebody saw you walk in here?"
"Edwin’s gone with dad to buy dinner, Marti’s gone to her slumber party and I just convinced Lizzie and Nora to restart their afternoon exercise program. Just one ‘you look fat’ joke and they were in their sweats and out the door."
"I’m guessing that means we have the house all to ourselves," Casey rose one sultry eyebrow and Derek matched it with one of his own.
"Damn right," his shirt came over his head, "Scoot over."
Bones
"I can’t find my other earring," said Angela, holding up a single green and silver chandelier earring.
"Where did you leave it last?" Cam asked."hmm... maybe in the Egyptian artifacts closets. Um, Hodgins, would you like to help me look for it?"
"Uh, yeah. Sure," Hodgins smiled. They took off.
Cam rolled her eyes. It would be simpler for them to just to say, ‘We’re gonna go have sex now, okay?’ They were so obvious.
Wizards of Waverly Place
"Harper!" Justin shouted as she pushed him down on the chair, "Stop!"
She giggled, drunk on the potion, and straddled him, her hand over his mouth, "Shut up."
She replaced her hand with her mouth, playing with his lips and running her hands through his hair. Justin realised that he had no idea Harper was a really good kisser. Maybe it was the potion she drank. Right now, he didn’t care either. Bringing his hand up from where he had been gripping the chair and touched her breast, making her sigh.
House
"Come in," House told her and stepped aside. Cuddy walked in in and as she passed him, he got a load of the pink pumps she had on with their impossible high heels. She stood in the middle of his living room and turned to face him wordlessly.
"You’re getting the floor wet," he gestured towards her dripping raincoat.
"Oh sorry," her voice was husky, "Let me take it off then."
She undid the buttons slowly one by one. The raincoat parted and House was treated to the creamy looking skin of her chest. His eyebrows went up.
"You’re naked under there," he moved forward, as more of her buttons came undone.
She smiled, "Yes I am."
iCarly
Sam bit a large piece of pizza, chewed, swallowed and sighed, her eyes closed. The pizza was great. She wanted to get another one.
At least the nub was good for something. She would have starved if he hadn’t invited her to his dorm room and ordered the large pepperoni. She was sure that meant she couldn’t hoard the pizza that he bought or kick him out so she could have the pie to herself, but the thought sure was tempting. She really could eat the whole thing.
When she opened her eyes, she saw Freddie smiling at her.
"What?" her eyebrows drew together.
"Nothing," he grinned playfully, "Just, you have a little sauce right..." he leaned forward, put his lips ever so softly on the corner of her mouth, his tongue swiping at the sauce there. A wild shiver went through Sam at the contact.
"What...what do you think you’re doing?" she asked, her voice a tiny whisper.
He shrugged, "You had sauce on your face."
"Yeah right," she leaned over and caught his bottom lip in her mouth.
Life with Derek
Casey was too shocked to react immediately as Derek hoisted her over his shoulder. He was walking down the upstairs hallway with her in tow before she could holler, "DE-REK!"
"I told you, Case, we need to practice our big scene for the play. Now remember, me Tarzan, you Jane. So get into character!"
"May I remind you that you’re Noah’s understudy! You will not ruin my play, Derek! Now put me down!"
"Sure," he threw her unceremoniously from his shoulder, and Casey was so frightened, she clutched the front of his shirt as she fell.
She was even more surprised when she fell on her bed, Derek landing on top of her.
"Der..." she didn’t get further, as Derek’s mouth came down on hers.
Firefly
"River?"
Her eyes opened and she smiled a little at Jayne’s bewildered expression, "Hello."
"What...What are you doing in here?" he backed away as far from her as was possible on his bed and reached out for the covers simultaneously, covering his near-nakedness.
"Why wouldn’t you touch me with a ten-foot pole?" she asked.
"What?" was this really something she wanted to discuss when he was so tired her image was blurring in and out of focus?
"You said at dinner that you wouldn’t touch me with a ten foot pole," she shifted closer, eliminating the space he had created.
"Uh..."
Her palm rested on his chest, surprisingly warm, "I’m not that bad to touch, am I?"
Stargate SG1
Teal’c and Daniel walked down the hallway and came across the room where Janet had locked Sam and Jack together.
"Daniel Jackson," said Teal’c, "Do you perhaps think that the side effects of the chemicals we found on P5646 have worn off yet?"
Daniel put his ear close to the door of the locked room and listened. Sure enough, the sound of squeaking bedsprings greeted him.
"Nope," he told Teal’c.
THEME: Comida
Life with Derek
"Mmmm!" Lizzie sniffed the air as she came into the kitchen, "What is that I smell?"
"Cinnamon pancakes," Nora beamed triumphantly, "I made them. Come on Liz, sit down and try one!"
Suddenly there was a spitting sound.
"Um...Nora?" Edwin grimaced, digging in his chewed up piece of pancake, "I think I found your earring."
"Oh," Nora held out her hand and Edwin dropped the piece of jewelry, now covered in chewed pancake and saliva, "Sorry."
iCarly
Sam’s aluminum Girly Cow lunch box swung at her side as she walked up to her locker. She opened the locker and put everything else inside. Then opened the lunch box. She took out her lunch and put it in the locker.
Freddie watched what she was doing, a little puzzled, especially when she replaced her beef sandwiches and Peppy Cola with a heavy looking dictionary that had Carly’s name on the side.
"Um, what are you doing?" he finally asked.
"What does it look like?" Sam turned to him, her eyes clouded with anger, "I’m making a weapon. I’m gonna cream that bitch Martina."
Law and Order: Criminal Intent
"There’s not much to tell, Detective," said the cashier, "The guy just came in, told us to get on the ground, stuck a gun in my face, we got down and he helped himself to the sticky buns we had on the counter. The manager Benny told him he could have what he wanted, but he just took some more pastries and left. It was weird. I don’t think it’s the same guy that robbed that lady and killed her."
Goren nodded, "Strange," he looked at Eames, "What would posses a man to go through the trouble of holding people at gunpoint, then only taking food and leaving the money?"
Eames shook her head, "I don’t know. Hey, could I have two of those bear claws and a cup of coffee?"
iCarly
Mandy was hopping with excitement, "I made you a cake, Carly! It’s chocolate and I iced it and everything! Look!" she threw open the lid of the cake box, "I wrote ‘Congratulations iCarly’ on it!"
"Um...thanks Mandy," Carly mumbled.