Fragment Batch!!!
I started a new community named abc_girls dedicated to all the girls on Bones. So, in honour of that, some of these fragments are ABC [Ange, Bren, Cam] fragments
1. Bones: ABC
“Come in!” Cam shouted at whoever was at the door, and continued whisking the eggs she had in her earthenware bowl. She looked up as Angela walked into the kitchen, her face lined with confusion.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“What does it look like?” pouring the eggs into the batter, Cam stirred it around, incorporating the egg and batter skillfully, “Grab a spoon. I need help. It’s a cake for Michele’s bake sale at school,” she added when Angela’s look demanded more explanation.
“You can bake from scratch?” Angela began stirring the batter as Cam whisked another egg.
“I’ve only done this like three times in my life. Unfortunately, two of those times were for Michele, and she remembered.”
“Aww, that’s so sweet,” Angela smiled, “What flavour is it gonna be?”
“Chocolate. Oh God, now I know how my mother felt when I begged her for four dozen cookies for the school blood drive.”
“How?”
“Like she would have really liked to tell me to pick up a damn spoon and bake my own damn cookies.”
“Still,” Angela’s stirring picked up when Cam poured in the next egg, “It’s sweet.”
2. Life with Derek
“Vrooom! Vroom!”
“Maddy,” Casey said in a warning voice, putting down the book she was reading on her chest and staring her daughter down, “Could you please stop playing with my tummy?”
“But it’s fun!” Madeline grinned, “See? Your tummy is the mountain that the cars have to cross to get to the other side of the island. See?” she showed her mother the line of cars, “It’s an extreme stunt in my reality show.”
“Oh,” Casey rolled her eyes, “Since it’s important...”
Derek entered the living room, sitting beside his wife and rubbing her tummy, “Hey Case. How’s my son?”
“Oh, she’s just fine,” Casey got up off the couch with a bit of struggle, “Someone should have told me having your kids would mean I’ll be surrounded by people who act like you for the rest of my life.”
“Yeah, yeah, you love me, I know,” said Derek, making Maddy giggle.
3. Wizards of Waverly Place
Maury opened the envelope, looking over at the two people who shared the stage with him. They were leaning in with anticipation.
“Justin, when it comes to baby Dustin,” Maury announced, then held for a dramatic pause, “You are not the father!”
“YES!” Justin leaped out of his seat, doing a victory dance. Harper looked more confused than ever and started to cry.
In the audience, Theresa leaned to whisper in her daughter’s ear, “You better tell Harper what you did, or she’s gonna suffer more than she already has.”
Alex sighed, “I know, I know. I will. But come on! It’s not like I gave the potion to her. She took it up and drank it herself.”
“You could have told her what it would do to her, Alex,” said her dad, “And on top of it, you’re grounded. Indefinitely.”
4. Bones: ABC
“I can’t read this!” Brennan complained, “The language is asinine, the characters are only one dimensional and there are numerous plot inconsistencies. Who wrote this?”
“Um...” Angela tried not to laugh, “Read the front cover.”
Brennan flipped the book over and read the front cover, “Daisy Wick?”
“Sweet’s girlfriend?” Cam asked unnecessarily. Angela nodded, laughing.
“Well... at least the science is sound,” Brennan sighed.
5. Bones: ABC
Angela was getting annoyed. Bren had sighed at least thrice in the ten minutes that they had been standing over the victim’s remains. At the fourth one, Angela put down her sketch pad and grabbed her friend’s shoulders.
“WHAT is up with you?”
She looked surprised and confused, “What do you mean?”
“You keep sighing in this ‘woe is me’ type of way and I am now officially annoyed. Now tell me what’s wrong before I threaten you with a machete like they did to this poor guy on the table.”
“There is nothing wrong. I’m fine,” Brennan protested.
“Yeah,” Angela said sarcastically, “And I’m Jennifer Lopez’s sister.”
6. House: Valley!Girl
Amber sighed, making a note in her purple and yellow Blackberry, “But we like really need to raise the money. Do you think, like, if we tell people it’s for a good cause they’ll give money to us?”
Thirteen shrugged, sipping her smoothie, “Totally.”
Allison was beaming, “I bet,” she turned to her bff Lisa, “We can like ask my daddy to get us the money. He’d so do it.”
Lisa rolled her eyes under her pink tinted glasses, “You should totally stop acting like you’re so fucking rich, Allison.”
“Omigosh!” Allison exclaimed, “You’re the one whose dad owns a burger shack!”
Lisa gasped, “Like you so totally know it’s a restaurant, you whore!”
“Guys, stop fighting!” Amber fanned her face, “Aren’t we totally supposed to be bffl?”
“Let ‘em fight. They’re like so fucking entertaining,” Thirteen chuckled.
7. Bones (This one’s really long)
“Bones?” Booth pushed the door open a little, looking in cautiously for his partner. There was something wrong with this. The door to Bones’ apartment had been open, and now as he spotted, her jacket was strewn across the ouch, her bag tossed on the floor half open. Booth was on the offensive, taking out his gun, checking the kitchen for signs of life, then the rest of the rooms, for any indication of foul play. If they took her again...Booth shook off the intense rage that went through him at the thought. He would make sure she was actually gone before he started going on killing sprees to get her back. He passed by a shoe she had worn that day, lying in the hallway. So she had at least gotten this far. She was probably okay then, that is if the abductor hadn’t followed her in, surprised her...
“Freeze!”
He spun round and pointed his gun at whichever bastard had dared to still be in his partners house after he...
“Whoa!” Booth squeezed his eye shut, glad he hadn’t cocked the magazine yet. He lowered the gun and tried to get calm, “Bones, why are you naked and wet?”
“I was in the shower,” Brennan lowered her gun and looked at her partner. His eyes were closed, his features taught; he looked like he was fighting with himself, “You can open your eyes if you want.”
“Why? Are you decent?” he asked.
She tried to deduce what he meant, “Well, I guess I lead a very decent life. I am not religious, but I don’t engage in deviant or destructive behaviour. I have great respect for others..”
“Bones, I just wanna know if you’re decent,” he told her.
She came to her conclusion, nodding, “Yes.”
He opened his eyes and shut them just as quickly, “Bones!”
“What?
“I asked if you were decent!”
“Well, I am! I may have a moral code that’s different from yours, but that doesn’t make me immoral, Booth.”
“I kinda meant are you covered, Bones,” Booth said with all the patience he could muster, “Could you please get a robe or something?”
“Sure,” she went to the bathroom and put on her lime green robe, pulling it tightly around herself, “How was I supposed to know that you were applying the colloquial meaning to the word?”
“Do you shower with your gun?” Booth finally opened his eyes, looking at his wet partner and the big gun in her hands. She put it on the table.
“It was in the drawer. Why were you sneaking into my house?”
“The door was open and I saw your bag on the floor and...I wanted to make sure they hadn’t kidnaped you or something.” he told her.
“Gallantry is very often misplaced, but can be appreciated. Thank you, I guess.” she folded her arms, inadvertently hoisting her breasts up and pulling the robe’s collar apart, granting Booth more distraction than he needed. “What brings you here?”
8. Bones
“Did he get away?”
“No, we got him,” Booth put his gun down, from the defensive position he had had it in when he made sure that his partner was the only person in the bare and gutted room.
In fact the only thing in the room was a bucket and a steel bar fixed to the ceiling and one of the walls...
His partner was handcuffed to it and standing on the bucket.
“Bones?” he asked, almost afraid of the answer, “Why are you cuffed to a bar?”
“Ingram did it,” she sighed, “He ambushed me, decided to restrain me after I tried to take him down. The key’s over there,” she pointed with her chin in lieu of her hands, “Can you please uncuff me?”
“You couldn’t take Ingram down?” Booth repeated, surprised not because Brennan couldn’t take down a judo master, but because he had never seen her not take down somebody before.
“Judo is the art of restraint, you know, Booth!” she said defensively, almost stepping off the upturned bucket she was standing on and almost falling.
“I know, okay?” Booth reached up and tried to get the key in the lock, but it was too high, “How the hell did he get you up here?”
“That information will go to my grave with me. Here,” she shimmied to the edge of the bucket, “Climb up here.”
9. Bones
“This is great!” Jack exclaimed, “We get to play with these?”
The Teen in the Toy Store case was turning the squints into children. The toys stretched out on the table were varied and enticing. Angela was currently playing with a paddleball set and Zach was looking longingly at box of green soldiers.
“They’re evidence,” Dr. Brennan reminded him as she took up a yo-yo off the table, “We have to go through all of these to see exactly which one was used to bludgeon Sabrina Sawyers before she was thrown into the store room.”
10. House
Cuddy sighed, “Here goes. House, I think I’m in love with you.”
For a moment, House just stared at her.
“Say something,” she begged, looking forlorn.
“Oh, it was my turn to talk?” House asked his sarcasm overflowing, “I was waiting for you to cue the oink butterflies and the white unicorn pooping rainbows.”
“I knew that was a bad idea,” Cuddy rolled her eyes trying to hide the tears that sprung to them.
11. Bones
“No, no, no, no,” Booth intercepted Bones’ walk to the SUV, “You’re not getting away Bones. We’re discussing this today as in today.”
“I don’t see why this so relevant to you Booth. I only said that the concept of love is baseless and fictitious, at least the type that Charmaine claims to have had for Jamie. The feeling that are attributed to love stem from an array of chemicals flowing through your blood stream.”
“You said you don’t believe in love,” said Booth.
“That’s right,” she nodded, walking around him to the car.
“You can’t say that definitively, Bones,” he followed closely behind her, “I mean...not after last night.”
12. iCarly
Freddie walked into Sam’s office and leaned on the door waiting till she got off the phone with Carly, who was in New York on a shoot.
“Yeah, yeah, the pandas are in the pool, Carls. It’s too late now to get polar bears from the circus, they won’t get them there for another week. I dunno if they can swim, Carly, can’t you like poke ‘em into the water and see? Yeah, you’re right. Call the vet guy again,” she said goodbye and hung up, “What do you want, Freddie? Don’t tell me the production department caught fire again.”
“Nah, nothing like that,” Freddie smiled a little, “I want to invite you to dinner tonight.”
“Dinner?” Sam breathed. It wasn’t like she hadn’t gone to dinner with Freddie before, but it was usually with Carly around, and she was on the other side of the country, “Um, I’m kinda busy tonight,” she found an excuse, “Why?”
“I want you to meet my new girlfriend,” Freddie smiled, “Her name’s April. You’re gonna like her.”
13. Bones
Booth looked at Sweets more closely, “Hey, are you okay, man? You don’t look so good.”
“I do have a lot on my mind,” Sweets admitted, running his fingers through his hair.
“Would you...like to tell us about it?” Brennan asked. Booth’s eyebrows went up in amusement.
“We’re gonna shrink Sweets?” he chuckled.
“Well, you’re gonna hear sooner or later,” Sweets sighed, “Daisy’s pregnant.”
“Oh...” said Booth and Bones in unison.
“Are you afraid the baby may not be yours?” Bones asked.
Sweets and Booth stared at her.
“What?”
14. Life with Derek
“Here,” Derek shoved a Smelly Nelly’s take away cake box under Casey’s nose, “Eat it.”
Skeptically, Casey took the box from his hands and opened it, sniffing the slice of chocolate in case there as arsenic in it, “What’s with the uncoerced good will?”
Derek flung himself in his chair and grabbed the remote to turn on the tv, “Let’s just say pt’s a bribe. By eating that cake, you promise not to cry when I tell you the bad news.”
15. Bones: ABC
Angela shoved another spoonful of chocolate ice cream into her mouth, “I am out of control. I almost stripped in front of that police officer! I’m too horny to function properly. I need to...curb my appetite. The jogging is not working.”
“What about weight training?” Bones suggested.
Cam laughed, “Or competitive swimming."
1. Bones: ABC
“Come in!” Cam shouted at whoever was at the door, and continued whisking the eggs she had in her earthenware bowl. She looked up as Angela walked into the kitchen, her face lined with confusion.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“What does it look like?” pouring the eggs into the batter, Cam stirred it around, incorporating the egg and batter skillfully, “Grab a spoon. I need help. It’s a cake for Michele’s bake sale at school,” she added when Angela’s look demanded more explanation.
“You can bake from scratch?” Angela began stirring the batter as Cam whisked another egg.
“I’ve only done this like three times in my life. Unfortunately, two of those times were for Michele, and she remembered.”
“Aww, that’s so sweet,” Angela smiled, “What flavour is it gonna be?”
“Chocolate. Oh God, now I know how my mother felt when I begged her for four dozen cookies for the school blood drive.”
“How?”
“Like she would have really liked to tell me to pick up a damn spoon and bake my own damn cookies.”
“Still,” Angela’s stirring picked up when Cam poured in the next egg, “It’s sweet.”
2. Life with Derek
“Vrooom! Vroom!”
“Maddy,” Casey said in a warning voice, putting down the book she was reading on her chest and staring her daughter down, “Could you please stop playing with my tummy?”
“But it’s fun!” Madeline grinned, “See? Your tummy is the mountain that the cars have to cross to get to the other side of the island. See?” she showed her mother the line of cars, “It’s an extreme stunt in my reality show.”
“Oh,” Casey rolled her eyes, “Since it’s important...”
Derek entered the living room, sitting beside his wife and rubbing her tummy, “Hey Case. How’s my son?”
“Oh, she’s just fine,” Casey got up off the couch with a bit of struggle, “Someone should have told me having your kids would mean I’ll be surrounded by people who act like you for the rest of my life.”
“Yeah, yeah, you love me, I know,” said Derek, making Maddy giggle.
3. Wizards of Waverly Place
Maury opened the envelope, looking over at the two people who shared the stage with him. They were leaning in with anticipation.
“Justin, when it comes to baby Dustin,” Maury announced, then held for a dramatic pause, “You are not the father!”
“YES!” Justin leaped out of his seat, doing a victory dance. Harper looked more confused than ever and started to cry.
In the audience, Theresa leaned to whisper in her daughter’s ear, “You better tell Harper what you did, or she’s gonna suffer more than she already has.”
Alex sighed, “I know, I know. I will. But come on! It’s not like I gave the potion to her. She took it up and drank it herself.”
“You could have told her what it would do to her, Alex,” said her dad, “And on top of it, you’re grounded. Indefinitely.”
4. Bones: ABC
“I can’t read this!” Brennan complained, “The language is asinine, the characters are only one dimensional and there are numerous plot inconsistencies. Who wrote this?”
“Um...” Angela tried not to laugh, “Read the front cover.”
Brennan flipped the book over and read the front cover, “Daisy Wick?”
“Sweet’s girlfriend?” Cam asked unnecessarily. Angela nodded, laughing.
“Well... at least the science is sound,” Brennan sighed.
5. Bones: ABC
Angela was getting annoyed. Bren had sighed at least thrice in the ten minutes that they had been standing over the victim’s remains. At the fourth one, Angela put down her sketch pad and grabbed her friend’s shoulders.
“WHAT is up with you?”
She looked surprised and confused, “What do you mean?”
“You keep sighing in this ‘woe is me’ type of way and I am now officially annoyed. Now tell me what’s wrong before I threaten you with a machete like they did to this poor guy on the table.”
“There is nothing wrong. I’m fine,” Brennan protested.
“Yeah,” Angela said sarcastically, “And I’m Jennifer Lopez’s sister.”
6. House: Valley!Girl
Amber sighed, making a note in her purple and yellow Blackberry, “But we like really need to raise the money. Do you think, like, if we tell people it’s for a good cause they’ll give money to us?”
Thirteen shrugged, sipping her smoothie, “Totally.”
Allison was beaming, “I bet,” she turned to her bff Lisa, “We can like ask my daddy to get us the money. He’d so do it.”
Lisa rolled her eyes under her pink tinted glasses, “You should totally stop acting like you’re so fucking rich, Allison.”
“Omigosh!” Allison exclaimed, “You’re the one whose dad owns a burger shack!”
Lisa gasped, “Like you so totally know it’s a restaurant, you whore!”
“Guys, stop fighting!” Amber fanned her face, “Aren’t we totally supposed to be bffl?”
“Let ‘em fight. They’re like so fucking entertaining,” Thirteen chuckled.
7. Bones (This one’s really long)
“Bones?” Booth pushed the door open a little, looking in cautiously for his partner. There was something wrong with this. The door to Bones’ apartment had been open, and now as he spotted, her jacket was strewn across the ouch, her bag tossed on the floor half open. Booth was on the offensive, taking out his gun, checking the kitchen for signs of life, then the rest of the rooms, for any indication of foul play. If they took her again...Booth shook off the intense rage that went through him at the thought. He would make sure she was actually gone before he started going on killing sprees to get her back. He passed by a shoe she had worn that day, lying in the hallway. So she had at least gotten this far. She was probably okay then, that is if the abductor hadn’t followed her in, surprised her...
“Freeze!”
He spun round and pointed his gun at whichever bastard had dared to still be in his partners house after he...
“Whoa!” Booth squeezed his eye shut, glad he hadn’t cocked the magazine yet. He lowered the gun and tried to get calm, “Bones, why are you naked and wet?”
“I was in the shower,” Brennan lowered her gun and looked at her partner. His eyes were closed, his features taught; he looked like he was fighting with himself, “You can open your eyes if you want.”
“Why? Are you decent?” he asked.
She tried to deduce what he meant, “Well, I guess I lead a very decent life. I am not religious, but I don’t engage in deviant or destructive behaviour. I have great respect for others..”
“Bones, I just wanna know if you’re decent,” he told her.
She came to her conclusion, nodding, “Yes.”
He opened his eyes and shut them just as quickly, “Bones!”
“What?
“I asked if you were decent!”
“Well, I am! I may have a moral code that’s different from yours, but that doesn’t make me immoral, Booth.”
“I kinda meant are you covered, Bones,” Booth said with all the patience he could muster, “Could you please get a robe or something?”
“Sure,” she went to the bathroom and put on her lime green robe, pulling it tightly around herself, “How was I supposed to know that you were applying the colloquial meaning to the word?”
“Do you shower with your gun?” Booth finally opened his eyes, looking at his wet partner and the big gun in her hands. She put it on the table.
“It was in the drawer. Why were you sneaking into my house?”
“The door was open and I saw your bag on the floor and...I wanted to make sure they hadn’t kidnaped you or something.” he told her.
“Gallantry is very often misplaced, but can be appreciated. Thank you, I guess.” she folded her arms, inadvertently hoisting her breasts up and pulling the robe’s collar apart, granting Booth more distraction than he needed. “What brings you here?”
8. Bones
“Did he get away?”
“No, we got him,” Booth put his gun down, from the defensive position he had had it in when he made sure that his partner was the only person in the bare and gutted room.
In fact the only thing in the room was a bucket and a steel bar fixed to the ceiling and one of the walls...
His partner was handcuffed to it and standing on the bucket.
“Bones?” he asked, almost afraid of the answer, “Why are you cuffed to a bar?”
“Ingram did it,” she sighed, “He ambushed me, decided to restrain me after I tried to take him down. The key’s over there,” she pointed with her chin in lieu of her hands, “Can you please uncuff me?”
“You couldn’t take Ingram down?” Booth repeated, surprised not because Brennan couldn’t take down a judo master, but because he had never seen her not take down somebody before.
“Judo is the art of restraint, you know, Booth!” she said defensively, almost stepping off the upturned bucket she was standing on and almost falling.
“I know, okay?” Booth reached up and tried to get the key in the lock, but it was too high, “How the hell did he get you up here?”
“That information will go to my grave with me. Here,” she shimmied to the edge of the bucket, “Climb up here.”
9. Bones
“This is great!” Jack exclaimed, “We get to play with these?”
The Teen in the Toy Store case was turning the squints into children. The toys stretched out on the table were varied and enticing. Angela was currently playing with a paddleball set and Zach was looking longingly at box of green soldiers.
“They’re evidence,” Dr. Brennan reminded him as she took up a yo-yo off the table, “We have to go through all of these to see exactly which one was used to bludgeon Sabrina Sawyers before she was thrown into the store room.”
10. House
Cuddy sighed, “Here goes. House, I think I’m in love with you.”
For a moment, House just stared at her.
“Say something,” she begged, looking forlorn.
“Oh, it was my turn to talk?” House asked his sarcasm overflowing, “I was waiting for you to cue the oink butterflies and the white unicorn pooping rainbows.”
“I knew that was a bad idea,” Cuddy rolled her eyes trying to hide the tears that sprung to them.
11. Bones
“No, no, no, no,” Booth intercepted Bones’ walk to the SUV, “You’re not getting away Bones. We’re discussing this today as in today.”
“I don’t see why this so relevant to you Booth. I only said that the concept of love is baseless and fictitious, at least the type that Charmaine claims to have had for Jamie. The feeling that are attributed to love stem from an array of chemicals flowing through your blood stream.”
“You said you don’t believe in love,” said Booth.
“That’s right,” she nodded, walking around him to the car.
“You can’t say that definitively, Bones,” he followed closely behind her, “I mean...not after last night.”
12. iCarly
Freddie walked into Sam’s office and leaned on the door waiting till she got off the phone with Carly, who was in New York on a shoot.
“Yeah, yeah, the pandas are in the pool, Carls. It’s too late now to get polar bears from the circus, they won’t get them there for another week. I dunno if they can swim, Carly, can’t you like poke ‘em into the water and see? Yeah, you’re right. Call the vet guy again,” she said goodbye and hung up, “What do you want, Freddie? Don’t tell me the production department caught fire again.”
“Nah, nothing like that,” Freddie smiled a little, “I want to invite you to dinner tonight.”
“Dinner?” Sam breathed. It wasn’t like she hadn’t gone to dinner with Freddie before, but it was usually with Carly around, and she was on the other side of the country, “Um, I’m kinda busy tonight,” she found an excuse, “Why?”
“I want you to meet my new girlfriend,” Freddie smiled, “Her name’s April. You’re gonna like her.”
13. Bones
Booth looked at Sweets more closely, “Hey, are you okay, man? You don’t look so good.”
“I do have a lot on my mind,” Sweets admitted, running his fingers through his hair.
“Would you...like to tell us about it?” Brennan asked. Booth’s eyebrows went up in amusement.
“We’re gonna shrink Sweets?” he chuckled.
“Well, you’re gonna hear sooner or later,” Sweets sighed, “Daisy’s pregnant.”
“Oh...” said Booth and Bones in unison.
“Are you afraid the baby may not be yours?” Bones asked.
Sweets and Booth stared at her.
“What?”
14. Life with Derek
“Here,” Derek shoved a Smelly Nelly’s take away cake box under Casey’s nose, “Eat it.”
Skeptically, Casey took the box from his hands and opened it, sniffing the slice of chocolate in case there as arsenic in it, “What’s with the uncoerced good will?”
Derek flung himself in his chair and grabbed the remote to turn on the tv, “Let’s just say pt’s a bribe. By eating that cake, you promise not to cry when I tell you the bad news.”
15. Bones: ABC
Angela shoved another spoonful of chocolate ice cream into her mouth, “I am out of control. I almost stripped in front of that police officer! I’m too horny to function properly. I need to...curb my appetite. The jogging is not working.”
“What about weight training?” Bones suggested.
Cam laughed, “Or competitive swimming."