super junior drabble; kyuhae
Pairing: KyuHae
Word Count: 1,052
Summary: Donghae breaks Kyuhyun's laptop and has to figure out ways to make him not mad.
Rating: PG (for slight swearing)
(a/n: the prompt for this one was "amuse me". and, apparently, i am just utter shit at writing short things lmfao ;;)
The day Donghae spilled tea on Kyuhyun’s laptop was not a very good one. He panicked, because he wasn’t even supposed to be using it in the first place, but he had lost his somewhere (how does one even lose a laptop? Only Donghae…) and now Kyuhyun was going to hate him forever. In pure desperation, he asked his fellow members for help. Surely, Ryeowook and Sungmin would help him out? They were the pinnacle of niceness after all. But they just stared at him and then started guffawing at his pain. Not even his so-called best friend, Hyukjae, would offer his assistance, he just said that he was going to swerve before the storm started, whatever that meant. It was all too much for Donghae to take and he had to spend fifteen minutes in his bed, crying about it.
When Kyuhyun came home, the place was practically deserted. The maknae was happy to be alone, since that meant he could watch all the porn he wanted. In a nearby room, Donghae covered his ears, to prepare for the oncoming rage. And even though he tried really really really hard, tears started welling up in his eyes again. Kyuhyun opened his MacBook to find it covered in soaking wet paper towels. What little heart he had dropped and took permanent residence in his huge ass. He pressed the power button, only to have no response whatsoever. Anger filled his veins and rose throughout his entire core. There could only be one culprit… “LEE DONGHAE, YOU BASTARD!” he yelled, with the power of Kim Jonghyun and Shim Changmin put together.
Donghae was full on sobbing at this point, he couldn’t stand yelling, especially when it was directed at him. Kyuhyun stomped into his room and pulled the blankets off him, to uncover the blubbering singer. “WHAT WERE YOU DOING, YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE MY STUFF?! THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO ANYTHING, HOW DO YOU EVEN LIVE? CAN YOU EVEN TAKE A SHIT WITHOUT HURTING YOURSELF?!” His words stabbed like millions of tiny daggers into Donghae’s fifteen times too large heart. He loved Kyuhyun (he loved everyone), but sometimes he could just be so…
“MEAN! Why are you so mean? It was an accident, they happen, I’ll buy you a new laptop, okay? There’s no reason to yell at me and make me feel bad! And I’ll let you know, that I,” he continued in a small whisper, “…shit just fine, thanks.” Donghae felt somewhat victorious, he didn’t stand up for himself very often and never against Kyuhyun.
After this, Kyuhyun lectured him, saying that getting him a new laptop was not enough, that he had a lot of needed things on his MacBook and that it was just gone now, because of Donghae. He kept on, saying a bunch of stuff that Donghae didn’t really understand.
“Well… what do you want me to do? I’m sorry that I broke your laptop… again. I’ll buy your food for a month, okay? And I won’t ever touch any of your things again, I promise,” Donghae sniffled. He hoped that the monster maknae would take this and leave him alone.
Kyuhyun, who had seemed to calm down mildly, rested his head on his fist, lost in thought. Then, a devious grin spread across his face, making Donghae got into instant panic mode. “I want you to… do aegyo for me,” Donghae groaned and held his face in his hands, “and… I want you to call me oppa. For. A. Week.”
Donghae stomped his feet and waved his hands in a whining manner, “Kyuhyun… I don’t want-”
“Oppa.”
He tried to give the maknae his meanest glare, in attempt to say I am older than you, listen to me. Kyuhyun was unfazed. The older male pursed his lips together, before letting out the forbidden word, along with some other tasteful phrases, “Terrible oppa, worst oppa, ugliest oppa, big butt oppa!” Even though Kyuhyun was obviously not affected by Donghae’s childish insults, he still said he was sorry a few moments later.
Kyuhyun chuckled and said that Donghae still had to show him aegyo. “Can’t you just kill me instead?” and Kyuhyun replied simply by shaking his head. After Donghae moaned and groaned for a few minutes, he gave in, doing his best cutie player (which wasn’t very good at all). “One plus one equals cutie~” Donghae waved his hands around unsure of what the actual movements in the song were, “two plus two equals cutie~~”
“Okay, no stop… I forgot how terrible your aegyo is. Why did god waste such a face on you?”
“Are you still mad at me?” Donghae asked, in a hopeful tone.
“Yes.”
He made a pouty face, he couldn’t bear to have anyone mad at him and Kyuhyun knew it. He was using this against him. Donghae had no idea what to do though. What would he usually do in situations when his girlfriends got mad at him? Then a light bulb went off in his head. Well, duh. This would always fix everything! Donghae placed both of his hands on the sides of Kyuhyun’s face and reached in for a kiss. His lips moved against the maknae’s, who did not fight him off. Kyuhyun’s hands hovered awkwardly around his hyung’s waist, not sure where to go. On the other hand, Donghae’s hand moved impressively from Kyuhyun’s cheek to his hair, stroking it, sending shivers down the younger male’s spine. His fingers ran a trail across Kyuhyun’s ear, down to his neck, where they rested. His tongue invited itself into Kyuhyun’s mouth, twirling seductive circles around Kyuhyun’s.
Donghae broke the kiss finally and said, “How was that?” Kyuhyun stood up and nodded. “Y-yep… we’re uhhhhh, we’re fine now, I forgive you, hyung,” he stumbled slightly, as he made his way to the door, “You still have to call me oppa and stuff, but ……yeah. Okay, bye,” and he let himself out.
Later, at dinner, everyone was curious as to how Kyuhyun had forgiven Donghae so easily and pure, precious Donghae almost let the beans spill, but thankfully, Kyuhyun managed to cover his mouth in time. “Sorry, you guys, but it’s a secret~” Kyuhyun said, blush rising to his chubby cheeks. The others just nodded, understanding completely.
Word Count: 1,052
Summary: Donghae breaks Kyuhyun's laptop and has to figure out ways to make him not mad.
Rating: PG (for slight swearing)
(a/n: the prompt for this one was "amuse me". and, apparently, i am just utter shit at writing short things lmfao ;;)
The day Donghae spilled tea on Kyuhyun’s laptop was not a very good one. He panicked, because he wasn’t even supposed to be using it in the first place, but he had lost his somewhere (how does one even lose a laptop? Only Donghae…) and now Kyuhyun was going to hate him forever. In pure desperation, he asked his fellow members for help. Surely, Ryeowook and Sungmin would help him out? They were the pinnacle of niceness after all. But they just stared at him and then started guffawing at his pain. Not even his so-called best friend, Hyukjae, would offer his assistance, he just said that he was going to swerve before the storm started, whatever that meant. It was all too much for Donghae to take and he had to spend fifteen minutes in his bed, crying about it.
When Kyuhyun came home, the place was practically deserted. The maknae was happy to be alone, since that meant he could watch all the porn he wanted. In a nearby room, Donghae covered his ears, to prepare for the oncoming rage. And even though he tried really really really hard, tears started welling up in his eyes again. Kyuhyun opened his MacBook to find it covered in soaking wet paper towels. What little heart he had dropped and took permanent residence in his huge ass. He pressed the power button, only to have no response whatsoever. Anger filled his veins and rose throughout his entire core. There could only be one culprit… “LEE DONGHAE, YOU BASTARD!” he yelled, with the power of Kim Jonghyun and Shim Changmin put together.
Donghae was full on sobbing at this point, he couldn’t stand yelling, especially when it was directed at him. Kyuhyun stomped into his room and pulled the blankets off him, to uncover the blubbering singer. “WHAT WERE YOU DOING, YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE MY STUFF?! THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO ANYTHING, HOW DO YOU EVEN LIVE? CAN YOU EVEN TAKE A SHIT WITHOUT HURTING YOURSELF?!” His words stabbed like millions of tiny daggers into Donghae’s fifteen times too large heart. He loved Kyuhyun (he loved everyone), but sometimes he could just be so…
“MEAN! Why are you so mean? It was an accident, they happen, I’ll buy you a new laptop, okay? There’s no reason to yell at me and make me feel bad! And I’ll let you know, that I,” he continued in a small whisper, “…shit just fine, thanks.” Donghae felt somewhat victorious, he didn’t stand up for himself very often and never against Kyuhyun.
After this, Kyuhyun lectured him, saying that getting him a new laptop was not enough, that he had a lot of needed things on his MacBook and that it was just gone now, because of Donghae. He kept on, saying a bunch of stuff that Donghae didn’t really understand.
“Well… what do you want me to do? I’m sorry that I broke your laptop… again. I’ll buy your food for a month, okay? And I won’t ever touch any of your things again, I promise,” Donghae sniffled. He hoped that the monster maknae would take this and leave him alone.
Kyuhyun, who had seemed to calm down mildly, rested his head on his fist, lost in thought. Then, a devious grin spread across his face, making Donghae got into instant panic mode. “I want you to… do aegyo for me,” Donghae groaned and held his face in his hands, “and… I want you to call me oppa. For. A. Week.”
Donghae stomped his feet and waved his hands in a whining manner, “Kyuhyun… I don’t want-”
“Oppa.”
He tried to give the maknae his meanest glare, in attempt to say I am older than you, listen to me. Kyuhyun was unfazed. The older male pursed his lips together, before letting out the forbidden word, along with some other tasteful phrases, “Terrible oppa, worst oppa, ugliest oppa, big butt oppa!” Even though Kyuhyun was obviously not affected by Donghae’s childish insults, he still said he was sorry a few moments later.
Kyuhyun chuckled and said that Donghae still had to show him aegyo. “Can’t you just kill me instead?” and Kyuhyun replied simply by shaking his head. After Donghae moaned and groaned for a few minutes, he gave in, doing his best cutie player (which wasn’t very good at all). “One plus one equals cutie~” Donghae waved his hands around unsure of what the actual movements in the song were, “two plus two equals cutie~~”
“Okay, no stop… I forgot how terrible your aegyo is. Why did god waste such a face on you?”
“Are you still mad at me?” Donghae asked, in a hopeful tone.
“Yes.”
He made a pouty face, he couldn’t bear to have anyone mad at him and Kyuhyun knew it. He was using this against him. Donghae had no idea what to do though. What would he usually do in situations when his girlfriends got mad at him? Then a light bulb went off in his head. Well, duh. This would always fix everything! Donghae placed both of his hands on the sides of Kyuhyun’s face and reached in for a kiss. His lips moved against the maknae’s, who did not fight him off. Kyuhyun’s hands hovered awkwardly around his hyung’s waist, not sure where to go. On the other hand, Donghae’s hand moved impressively from Kyuhyun’s cheek to his hair, stroking it, sending shivers down the younger male’s spine. His fingers ran a trail across Kyuhyun’s ear, down to his neck, where they rested. His tongue invited itself into Kyuhyun’s mouth, twirling seductive circles around Kyuhyun’s.
Donghae broke the kiss finally and said, “How was that?” Kyuhyun stood up and nodded. “Y-yep… we’re uhhhhh, we’re fine now, I forgive you, hyung,” he stumbled slightly, as he made his way to the door, “You still have to call me oppa and stuff, but ……yeah. Okay, bye,” and he let himself out.
Later, at dinner, everyone was curious as to how Kyuhyun had forgiven Donghae so easily and pure, precious Donghae almost let the beans spill, but thankfully, Kyuhyun managed to cover his mouth in time. “Sorry, you guys, but it’s a secret~” Kyuhyun said, blush rising to his chubby cheeks. The others just nodded, understanding completely.