Whew, I got on there just in time...
From the Onion: 'Wheel Of Fortune' Contestants Hit Hard As Vowel Prices Skyrocket
Man, $600 per vowel?!? Ouch! Glad I stocked up on them as much as I could.
Oh and speaking of which, according to WheelOfFortune.com, my episode will be airing once again during the week of Jul 21, 2008. Should be on the Wednesday like before. Throw another viewing party if ya want. This time, you can deride my gameshow skills by saying stuff like "Oh man, why did he call the damn L again?" or "Jeez, my great-grandma could've spun that wheel harder, and she's dead!"
And as M suggests, invite some people over who never saw it and impress them by guessing the puzzles before I do. "God, that's *obviously* NOTTINGHAM ENGLAND! Duh!"
Man, $600 per vowel?!? Ouch! Glad I stocked up on them as much as I could.
Oh and speaking of which, according to WheelOfFortune.com, my episode will be airing once again during the week of Jul 21, 2008. Should be on the Wednesday like before. Throw another viewing party if ya want. This time, you can deride my gameshow skills by saying stuff like "Oh man, why did he call the damn L again?" or "Jeez, my great-grandma could've spun that wheel harder, and she's dead!"
And as M suggests, invite some people over who never saw it and impress them by guessing the puzzles before I do. "God, that's *obviously* NOTTINGHAM ENGLAND! Duh!"