May 26, 2007 18:39
I know my last LJ post raised questions, and I'll get to answering them in time, but I felt as though what I have to say is important enough to break the mystery for a few minutes.
Hot Pockets have a new crisping sleeve.
It is an interesting system, with a folding flap to hold the bottom of the Hot Poket, and a peel-away top to prevent messes from eating it bare-handed. A marvel of modern nutritional engineering? Only time will reveal the true cultural significance of this breakthrough.
And now, we return you to your regularly scheduled Joseph-absence.