you're dern tootin'
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In February I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Thursday I helped bqballerina across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-76 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
happyname34