stolen meme 'cause I'm bored and a little hung over

Oct 09, 2008 17:28

Hangover - result of final round of karaoke contest at my favorite bar.  I took second place!

Anyways, on to something pointless.

Go to urban​dicti​onary​.​​​​​​​ com and type in your answer to each quest​ion in the searc​h box, then write​ the FIRST​ defin​ition​ it gives​ you.

1. Your name?
A $50 bill. Named so because the face on the $50 bill is the 18th President of the United States, Ulysses S. Grant.

(I prefer the second definition, the one that's actually for a name.  "An amazing guy. Friendly, funny, fantastic. He's a nerd but hot (and wow what a body! Love those abs and ass!). Gotta love him!")

2. Your age?
the age all rockstars die at:
jimi hendrix
jim morrison
janis joplin
kurt cobain
alexander the great
james dean
river phoenix
brad nowell (lead singer to sublime) died at the age of 28 years and 2 days (2 days from joining the club)

3. One of your friends?
A thong that is visable above the trouser line of a girl. A useful word when spotting a thong or pointing one out without the girl knowing.

4. What should you be doing?
1) To be wearing (ebonics)

2) To be ecletic music

3) To throw a barrade of rocks at object or person.

5. A color?
1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green.
2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians.
3. That song by Coldplay.

6. Hometown?
Knoxville is a kick-ass city in Tennessee. Most think that everyone in Tennessee and is a typical hic, redneck, or Whatever you want to call it, but Knoxville is the oppisite. The majority are educated. For one The university of Tennessee located here is ranked in the top 40 of public universities. The Neyland Football Statium is the largest Stadium in the south and the third-largest in the nation. The land is gorgeous. There are beatiful southern girls here and sexy boys who love to have fun and be themselves. Ktown is the best place ever if you know how to have fun and are not stuck up. Great people come out of knoxville like Johny Knoxville. Besides, Gatlinburg(most fun place ever)is only 30 mins-1hour away with snowboarding and everything while it is warm always in Knoxville plus many other great things like the old city. Basically I love it. It rocks. End of Story.

7. Month of your birthday?
The month in which the hottest women are born.

8. Last person you talked to?
The first Man to ever get laid.

9. Your nickname?
Your current boss.
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