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oooh oooh oooh / I can't abandon this format no I can't / the following / is slam poetry / Basically, the conglomerate that owns the smaller conglomerate that owns the company I work for has a policy of 1:1 matching charitable donations by employees. If you would like to donate money to the suffering of Louisiana and Arkensas (and Florida), you can DOUBLE the amount of money going to that charity by funneling it through me. Please consider this, and also, don't even pretend that you can't afford to give something - prove that Wesleyan students are actually engaged in caring for the suffering commensurate to the talk they talk. / oooh oooh oooh