mah

[happykt]

so here's the conversation with a customer at work:

customer - (in a low, whisper voice) -- "oh my....are you...are you pregnant????!"
me - "huh? no....(jokingly) hah not that i know of!"
customer - "you're not? really? well stand up right..!"
me - (standing) "what? huh? what is it?"
customer - "oooh...huh... you're just putting on weight then..."
me - "uhh, no...!? i hope not? i shouldn't be....?"
customer - "hah...!" (drives off)

eff that.
off to the gym.