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RETURN OF THE BUNNY MEME
Because it's still the year of the rabbit, and rabbits go at it almost year-round! ;D ;D ;D
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Because it's still the year of the rabbit, and rabbits go at it almost year-round! ;D ;D ;D
This is an anon fic meme, so all you need to do is fill out the following:
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To porn or not to porn:Done with your fundraising fics and need something else to write? There are only a couple of rules ( Read more... )
Shrugging lightly, the fire-spirit stepped back. “Have at it, Hikaru.”
Water erupted around Yuto and he yelped in surprise, leaping back and narrowly avoiding the hydro-blade spitting out at him. He landed, ducking and rolling as another attack snaked out, easily destroying the tree that had been right behind Yuto.
Hikaru laughed again, launching himself into the air. “This little bugger is fast.”
Yuto proved to be more than fast as he dodged each attack, even managing to return some with his own. They proved to be rather ineffective, but the water spirit didn’t look too pleased with how long he was lasting.
“Said I’d get you.” Yuto grinned as he launched himself up in the sky, fingers flicking out hand-signs. He was almost proud that he could remember the long stream of symbols that Yabu-sensei had drilled into his head, but didn’t have time before he was jerked back suddenly, slammed into the ground.
The fire spirit had stepped in, smiling sublimely as snakes of fire wrapped themselves around Yuto’s body, pinning his arms to his torso and constricting his legs as well. “You’re so lazy, Hikka. I still don’t know why I lost to you in the semi-finals…”
“Oh shut up,” the water demon said, sniffing in disgust. “Now let’s just finish this pinprick off.”
Takaki’s smile broadened. “I’d be happy to help.”
They advanced on Yuto’s struggling body, both wearing the same, half-demonic smile. A blade of flame and a blade of ice appeared in their hands.
Yuto froze. “You’re not really…”
“Oh yes, we are,” they replied together, swords falling together, embedding themselves in Yuto’s chest.
Yuto froze, his face going completely white as he stared up at the sky-
And turned into a log.
“What?!” Hikaru whirled around. “Where the fuck did he go?”
Takaki was more preoccupied, watching the fire-ropes eat away at the wood. “How did he do that…”
“Told youuuu~!” a cheeky voice called out from the other side of the clearing. “I said I’d get you,” Yuto told them both, looking smug as he appeared, forming the last hand-sign for the sealing jutsu.
“No!” Takaki shrieked, scrabbling onto Hikaru for purchase but they were both sucked in by the jutsu, pulled to Yuto and the scroll. “This can’t be happening!”
“What the fuck, let go of me!” Hikaru yowled. “That was my eye.”
Fire and water splashed around the forest as the two demons tried to escape, but the jutsu had been finished. They vanished, leaving Yuto alone in the forest with his scroll.
“… Maa, maa, that was easier than I thought!” Yuto laughed to himself as he pricked his finger, completing the ritual with a smear of his blood. “Bush-sensei’s going to be so proud~.”
He rolled up the scroll, tucking it inside his jacket and set off to find the rest of his team, feeling completely awesome for a few moments, allowing himself a bit of a swagger. It wasn’t every day you got to beat out two elemental spirits (who had admittedly been rather cool)
“Yuto, there you are!” Chinen dropped out of the forest, wearing a wry smile. “We’ve been looking everywhere for you!”
“Chiiiii, I caught two spirits!” Yuto flailed as he ran over to meet his teammate.
“You did what?” Yabu-sensei had appeared as well. “What were you doing, we’ve been trying to find you for ages! You’re lucky Yamada’s sniffers found you.”
Yuto pouted for a moment - It was always Yamada saving the day - before jamming his hand in his jacket, pulling out the scroll. “Lookit what I did!” he insisted, opening the scroll to proudly show them the-“Ahhhh!”
He jerked back away, trying to hide the scroll from Chinen and Yabu. “I mean. It’s nothing! Just. Uhm. Look over there!”
The scroll was plucked from him as Yamada appeared, grinning playfully as he twirled the scroll through his fingers. “What’s this?”
“Yama-chan,” Yuto whined, trying to make a grab for it. Somehow it didn’t work, despite the fact that he was a good foot taller than Yamada. “Don’t do that!”
But it was no use. Yamada was quick to unroll it, laying it out for all to see.
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“Shut up,” Yuto said miserably, staring down at the scroll. Not even Yabu-sensei was able to keep a straight face, his lips twitching as he re-read the scroll.
There were rather obscene pictures sketched out on the scroll’s surface, followed up with a small note that looked like it had been burned onto the surface.
Hey punk, next time you try something like that, we’ll drown you and then fry your ass for dinner.
Much love
Yuya & Hikaru.
There was a post-script, but Yuto couldn’t quite tell what it read because it looked as if it had been splashed with water. This was, he reflected, probably a good thing.
“My life.” Yuto despaired as his team all rolled around on the forest floor, laughing.
[THE END]
Again, I'm so sorry for inflicting this one you, idek. 8D;;;; ack.
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I LOVED THE NOTE AT THE END! Hey punk, next time you try something like that, we’ll drown you and then fry your ass for dinner.
Much love
Yuya & Hikaru. That right there is a priceless moment!
I am so happy right now! Thank you for cheering me up! =D
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