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Up, Up, and Away! 1/?

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Pornless, not that I didn't try ;_; In the end it just didn't feel right. Also, it's not AU, but it's crack :D

Most of the time, it’s not easy to be a superhero. Massu knew this from years of experience. It’s doubly difficult when you’re also something of a superstar, with plenty of obligations and a packed schedule.

At least it’s something of a blessing that his secret identity was, so far, quite safe.

It used to be his greatest worry, being found out, but then he had come up with quite possibly the biggest stroke of genius he’s ever had in his life (not counting purchasing the amazing tracksuit complete with glow-in-the-dark stars a few months back).

Masuperman. It was brilliant, really. No one would ever guess that Masuperman was real, and no one would ever take accusations that Massu was a superhero seriously. His plan had worked. Perhaps it even worked too well. People saw him as this big smiley goofball, which was part of the point. (Although he wished they didn’t see him as a big smiley goofball all the time.)

It was getting more difficult to keep that secret identity, however, especially around his groupmates who saw him more than most people outside of his family did.

Especially when he has to rescue them a lot. Most of them. Some of them.

Okay, just one person, really.

~

Yamashita Tomohisa can definitely be a handful. Massu thinks it’s a miracle he’s managed to make it this far without Massu’s help. He has briefly wondered if maybe Yamapi has some form of superpower, too, like being indestructible. It’s the only thing that can explain how he’s survived living on his own given his degree of absent-mindedness and almost utter obliviousness.

So far, Massu has saved Yamapi from getting run over twice, caught him from a fall off the stage three times, and whisked him away before a helicopter could land on him while he was filming Code Blue. There was also that one time he saved Yamapi from choking on a piece of squash, but he hadn’t used any of his superpowers for that.

Yamapi, oddly (or perhaps not so oddly, after all, it’s Yamapi) takes it all in stride and tells everybody that he has a guardian angel. One that likes to wear yellow t-shirts and always wears shorts and a mask over his eyes. (Massu doesn’t believe in that spandex bullshit - it makes it hard to pee.) Of course, Yamapi being Yamapi, people just assume it’s part of his normal behavior. “Normal” for him being “weird and just this side of insane” for everyone else.

Making sure that their leader is safe takes up a lot of Massu’s time, but it’s worth it to see Yamapi smiling happily at him in person or on TV. That, he thinks, listening as Yamapi talks about starting filming for a new movie in an early morning show, is a reward in itself.

~