since she asked...
I borrowed this from my friend Rebecca, who listed me as one of the three people she'd like to see take the quiz...
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Jeff
2. Ipo
3. Hey You!
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. AxelJeff
2. Its Hu Mi (inside joke)
3. Happyhonudude (my LJ name, of course)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my eyes (my Twilight Zone eyes...)
2. my hair (which is still all there)
3. my brain (it counts, it's part of my body, right?)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my height
2. my nose
3. my asymmetrical ears
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Chicagoan (3 grandparents born there)
2. Canadian (the other one born there)
3. Russian (back a few generations)
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. The thought of seeing a Pauly Shore movie
2. The things my ex has done to turn our daughter against me
3. My co-worker's stupidity
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. my cell phone
2. my wallet
3. Carmex or Lip Medex... I chap easily
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. boxers
2. athletic shorts
3. a Chicago Cubs t-shirt (go figure!)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS: (at the moment..)
1. Butch Walker
2. Tift Merritt
3. Anna Nalick
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Heart Of The Matter - Don Henley
2. Kyrie - Mr. Mister
3. With Or Without You - U2
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. love
2. trust
3. intimacy
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I've been homeless.
2. I once bit a chimpanzee at the zoo.
3. Johnny Knoxville thinks I'm handsome.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. beautiful eyes
2. a proportional, natural, fit body
3. a pretty smile
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. music
2. photography
3. sports
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Nothing, because when I do things, I want to do them really well.
2.
3.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. airline pilot
2. meteorologist
3. astronomer
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Australia/New Zealand
2. Hawaii (so I can go swimming with the honus!)
3. Caribbean
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Danielle (what my daughter's name was supposed to be)
2. Heather
3. Alexis
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. see one of my movies on the big screen
2. have a child and watch him/her grow up on a daily basis, not an occasional basis
3. find true love... finally
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. Housekeeping... definitely a bachelor there
2. Total sports junkie
3. I have a serious appreciation of the female form :)
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I will occasionally cry at movies I have no business crying at
2. I think of sex primarily in an emotional sense, rather than a physical sense
3. I never think I look as good as others say I look
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Kate Bosworth
2. Salma Hayek
3. Sofia Vergara
(Honorable mention: Rachel Bilson in her "Wonder Woman" outfit... the only episode of "The O.C." I've seen in its entirety.)
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. Christina
2. Cherie
3. Psycho loser, I know you read these things... give it a shot
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Jeff
2. Ipo
3. Hey You!
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. AxelJeff
2. Its Hu Mi (inside joke)
3. Happyhonudude (my LJ name, of course)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my eyes (my Twilight Zone eyes...)
2. my hair (which is still all there)
3. my brain (it counts, it's part of my body, right?)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my height
2. my nose
3. my asymmetrical ears
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Chicagoan (3 grandparents born there)
2. Canadian (the other one born there)
3. Russian (back a few generations)
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. The thought of seeing a Pauly Shore movie
2. The things my ex has done to turn our daughter against me
3. My co-worker's stupidity
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. my cell phone
2. my wallet
3. Carmex or Lip Medex... I chap easily
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. boxers
2. athletic shorts
3. a Chicago Cubs t-shirt (go figure!)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS: (at the moment..)
1. Butch Walker
2. Tift Merritt
3. Anna Nalick
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Heart Of The Matter - Don Henley
2. Kyrie - Mr. Mister
3. With Or Without You - U2
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. love
2. trust
3. intimacy
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I've been homeless.
2. I once bit a chimpanzee at the zoo.
3. Johnny Knoxville thinks I'm handsome.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. beautiful eyes
2. a proportional, natural, fit body
3. a pretty smile
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. music
2. photography
3. sports
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Nothing, because when I do things, I want to do them really well.
2.
3.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. airline pilot
2. meteorologist
3. astronomer
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Australia/New Zealand
2. Hawaii (so I can go swimming with the honus!)
3. Caribbean
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Danielle (what my daughter's name was supposed to be)
2. Heather
3. Alexis
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. see one of my movies on the big screen
2. have a child and watch him/her grow up on a daily basis, not an occasional basis
3. find true love... finally
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. Housekeeping... definitely a bachelor there
2. Total sports junkie
3. I have a serious appreciation of the female form :)
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I will occasionally cry at movies I have no business crying at
2. I think of sex primarily in an emotional sense, rather than a physical sense
3. I never think I look as good as others say I look
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Kate Bosworth
2. Salma Hayek
3. Sofia Vergara
(Honorable mention: Rachel Bilson in her "Wonder Woman" outfit... the only episode of "The O.C." I've seen in its entirety.)
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. Christina
2. Cherie
3. Psycho loser, I know you read these things... give it a shot