things ive overheard and thought were funny
"yea...i guess she's okay...i mean, she hasnt really done anything to me -EXCEPT for the time she blew out my chanukah candles. yea...i still havnt been able to forgive her for that." -fo
f: "jewish guys have big dicks"
g: "huh? im a quarter jewish."
f: "well lets just hope you are the quarter that matters"
"I dont care if everyone else has to eat the food here, as long as i have my own food cooked for me, because i am amit and i need everything SPECIAL"
f: "jewish guys have big dicks"
g: "huh? im a quarter jewish."
f: "well lets just hope you are the quarter that matters"
"I dont care if everyone else has to eat the food here, as long as i have my own food cooked for me, because i am amit and i need everything SPECIAL"