Its been a long long time.

Feb 05, 2005 03:59

Hello everyone!
I have been up since 7pm on Thursday doing exams and reports woopee. Oh and today luckily I got to go to work from 12-5 then school from 6-9 come home crash out for 1 hr. Ditch a rave to sleep. End up not being able to sleep somehow and fucking going craazy. Wooopeee. Oh and I had a mid term today -=D AND I GOT ONE TOM TOO YES YES YES YES!!!! ROOCK ON THE SARCASM!!!

so we are now hiring replacement erics, the pays not all that great (nothing) but the benifits are great (working, going to school, BEING ME) amazing.
So sign up today to become a honerary eric-replacement. Indulge yourself in the world of being a slave. Get great experience too! If you want we can beat you too. Beatings are optional. so what are you waiting for? Never?! Well never is now baby! Come along and join team eric!

Together we can make my life a lot easier.
ACT NOW!(DON'T BOTHER THINKING)
::paid for by the lazyness foundation::
EVERYONE WHO COMMENTS GETS A FREE SODA POP!*
Warning : Eric is not sutible for children under the age of 18. Eric is not responsible for anyone maimed, eaten, tortured, beated, stabbed, shot, set on fire, thrown out of eric's window, harassed, slapped, tied up and put in a monkey cage, eaten alive by snakes, getting robbed, having midgets jump all over you, or molested while working as eric.
Furthermore we hold no liability to actually pay you at all. By applying or commenting to this post you also give up your soul to eric automatically and you automatically owe him 10,000$.This is a legal binding contract. *there is no actual soda pop actually you now owe eric 5 soda pops READ THE FINE PRINT BITCHES! If you took the time to actually copy and paste this you are smart.
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