As I was driving to work,

[happyhappyjoy]

an idea popped into my head that a lot of events in my life could be played out as cruel "April Fool's Day" jokes. Take yesterday for example, I was driving home on the Parkway when a car in front of me braked abruptly (making me hydro-plan) and I crashed into the back of his pick up truck. The hood of my car is all messed up and the back of his car didn't even a single scratch.

Fuck me.

Besides that, life isn't too bad.

Sorry 'bout the lack of grammar/spelling, but I'm at work taking a break from filling out this ridiculously long spreadsheet.

Alright, back to work!