Today was refreshing, at most.
Sarah Silverman's comedy special was on Comedy Central a little while ago and I realized that her jokes are really hit or miss. They're either, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHCOPTER" or just straight up "........................." worthy.
Today I also came to the conclusion that a lot of people are still stuck in a High School state of mind. Everyone is afraid of letting people know their true intentions; everything seems to be about deception, rudeness, drama, mind-games, inebriation as an excuse for fucking up, and pulling excuses out of our asses so that we won't "hurt" anyone. Starting this very moment, I'm going to turn the idea of hanging out with just the same 6 people every day into a reality. It's a lot less stressful.
My youngest uncle (from my Dad's side) is expecting his sixth kid... from his sixth baby momma. I think he needs to be castrated. But he must get some sort of merit for his pickup-line prowess. Like, how do you break that amazing track record to a woman? It has to be something along the lines of: "Hi, I have 5 children from 5 different women, and I wasn't able to hold a lasting relationship with any of them... well you know, besides knocking them up. And I'm beginning to lose hope in finding 'The One'. But uh... want to take up the challenge of being 'The One'? Let me buy you a drink while we're at it, too."
Lastly, I found myself missing my ex-girlfriend Isamar today. Not exactly in a romantic fashion; but I was remembering the random crazy things that we'd end up doing, and how fun they were. I really need that in my life again.
I don't have much to say tonight. Sorry.
Today I also came to the conclusion that a lot of people are still stuck in a High School state of mind. Everyone is afraid of letting people know their true intentions; everything seems to be about deception, rudeness, drama, mind-games, inebriation as an excuse for fucking up, and pulling excuses out of our asses so that we won't "hurt" anyone. Starting this very moment, I'm going to turn the idea of hanging out with just the same 6 people every day into a reality. It's a lot less stressful.
My youngest uncle (from my Dad's side) is expecting his sixth kid... from his sixth baby momma. I think he needs to be castrated. But he must get some sort of merit for his pickup-line prowess. Like, how do you break that amazing track record to a woman? It has to be something along the lines of: "Hi, I have 5 children from 5 different women, and I wasn't able to hold a lasting relationship with any of them... well you know, besides knocking them up. And I'm beginning to lose hope in finding 'The One'. But uh... want to take up the challenge of being 'The One'? Let me buy you a drink while we're at it, too."
Lastly, I found myself missing my ex-girlfriend Isamar today. Not exactly in a romantic fashion; but I was remembering the random crazy things that we'd end up doing, and how fun they were. I really need that in my life again.
I don't have much to say tonight. Sorry.