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Well, the prep-rally shit got cancled, which was gay, cuz we had shit planned. But it's (unless it rains again) going to be this coming friday.It'll be a hlaf day for me, because after we fuck around, we're walking to Mcdonalds, then home.
So, last night me and Micheal Moore YAY( said in retard voice) went down to gamesworkshop for some warhammer. And i wasted his ass. His tau have all the range in the world, but not good enough balistic skill to actualy hit anything. I was taking constant fire from his 2 (yeah, he's got 2 now) broadside battle suits, did he actual kill anything with them? Yeah, 1 guy. 1 marine whos armor gave out. Fucking awesome though. Jungle table, so you couldn't see too much through the trees until they were right there.
GAME HIGLIGHT(non warhammer player will have no idea what i'm talking about):
Mike pulls his 2 stealth suits out of a little grove of trees, a crisis about 4 inches back from them, and lets of 6 shots into my squad of 5 marines, killing 1, ending his turn. I move those marines toward the stealth suits, into rapid fire range, new rules stating that even if you moved, if you're i rapid fire range, you get you extra shots. So i let off my 8. Kill 1 of his stealth suits, not very sucessful if you ask me. He takes his turn, then shoots with the the last stealth suit. No good. Now, i assault his ass. 4 marines, charging, 1 with pistol grip and a power weapon, that gives me 10 attacks. Drop the stealth suit, and use my sweeping advance to get in base to base with the Crisis, butchering it.
And then i look to the right of my little group of four.
Kroot...14 of them. Including 2 krootox...Not good.
So he opens fire....cutting my squad in half. He takes his moment of pride, that i cut short.
Behind my group of 2, is my larger group of six, who move in right behind my hopless 2. Rapid fire range....8 guys (one with storm bolter), giving me a total of 16 shots. Well, that pack of 14 kroot became 3, the Shaper, and 2 krootox at half health. well, i cant just leave those three to retreat, so peeking through the trees comes my hq squad, guns at the ready. That was it for the kroot.
I get waaaay to excited over this shit, i mean really. The outcome of the game, by means of victory points went as follows:
Mike, killing one squad of four marines at , 2 scouts ,3 more marines , and a vet earned 223 points
Me, killing all the kroot (including hounds, carnivores, shaper and krootox), 2 path finders, 1 fire warrior(so gay!) and a crisis battle suit, earned me 420 points on the dot (we both got a laugh outta that).
It was a good game though, i wont say it was a landslide victory. The kroot, we both expected them to die, other than that, it was pretty well balanced, i just killed those krootox at 50 points a piece, and that crisis at 80.
Good game.
Ok, done ranting about stupid shit.
Out
So, last night me and Micheal Moore YAY( said in retard voice) went down to gamesworkshop for some warhammer. And i wasted his ass. His tau have all the range in the world, but not good enough balistic skill to actualy hit anything. I was taking constant fire from his 2 (yeah, he's got 2 now) broadside battle suits, did he actual kill anything with them? Yeah, 1 guy. 1 marine whos armor gave out. Fucking awesome though. Jungle table, so you couldn't see too much through the trees until they were right there.
GAME HIGLIGHT(non warhammer player will have no idea what i'm talking about):
Mike pulls his 2 stealth suits out of a little grove of trees, a crisis about 4 inches back from them, and lets of 6 shots into my squad of 5 marines, killing 1, ending his turn. I move those marines toward the stealth suits, into rapid fire range, new rules stating that even if you moved, if you're i rapid fire range, you get you extra shots. So i let off my 8. Kill 1 of his stealth suits, not very sucessful if you ask me. He takes his turn, then shoots with the the last stealth suit. No good. Now, i assault his ass. 4 marines, charging, 1 with pistol grip and a power weapon, that gives me 10 attacks. Drop the stealth suit, and use my sweeping advance to get in base to base with the Crisis, butchering it.
And then i look to the right of my little group of four.
Kroot...14 of them. Including 2 krootox...Not good.
So he opens fire....cutting my squad in half. He takes his moment of pride, that i cut short.
Behind my group of 2, is my larger group of six, who move in right behind my hopless 2. Rapid fire range....8 guys (one with storm bolter), giving me a total of 16 shots. Well, that pack of 14 kroot became 3, the Shaper, and 2 krootox at half health. well, i cant just leave those three to retreat, so peeking through the trees comes my hq squad, guns at the ready. That was it for the kroot.
I get waaaay to excited over this shit, i mean really. The outcome of the game, by means of victory points went as follows:
Mike, killing one squad of four marines at , 2 scouts ,3 more marines , and a vet earned 223 points
Me, killing all the kroot (including hounds, carnivores, shaper and krootox), 2 path finders, 1 fire warrior(so gay!) and a crisis battle suit, earned me 420 points on the dot (we both got a laugh outta that).
It was a good game though, i wont say it was a landslide victory. The kroot, we both expected them to die, other than that, it was pretty well balanced, i just killed those krootox at 50 points a piece, and that crisis at 80.
Good game.
Ok, done ranting about stupid shit.
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