May 17, 2005 12:10
> >Pedro was trying to get into the US Legally through Immigration.
> >
> >The Officer said "Pedro, you have passed all the tests, except there is
one
> >more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the US"
> >
> >
> >Pedro said, " I am ready."
> >
> >The officer said "Make a sentence using Yellow, Pink and Green."
> >
> >
> >Pedro thought for a minute and said "Mister Officer, I am ready."
> >
> >
> >The Officer said "Go ahead."
> >
> >Pedro said "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and
> >say, 'Yellow, this is Pedro.'"
> >
> >Needless to say, Pedro now lives in a neighborhood near you.