BDSM

[happyflyingcat]

Mr. Smoker sir?  Today I was looking through your desk to see if I could find anything on how to be a good marine, and I came across this book.  It has all sorts of weird things in it... like these two marines in really weird looking positions, and ropes, and it's really kind of weird.  Is this really the sort of thing that you need to do to be a

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[rogersrighthand]

Expertise in BDSM is important for anyone, Marine or not.

[happyflyingcat]

... Really!?

[rogersrighthand]

Oh, yes. I recommend you study it carefully.

[happyflyingcat]

Well... okay, but I still think it's really weird.

[rogersrighthand]

Exactly. And, considering how strange the Grand Line is, BDSM is a useful skill for survival.

[happyflyingcat]

Well the book does say it's very important.

[rogersrighthand]

Trust the book. The book is your friend.

[happyflyingcat]

Aye sir!

[justicereigns]

STOP THAT!

[rogersrighthand]

Failure to trust the book is treason. Treason is punishable by death.

[justicereigns]

I'll kill you!

[rogersrighthand]

Please, do try. It would only increase my current hilarity.

[justicereigns]

lkjdlaskdjalkdsj

[rogersrighthand]

I'm waiting...

[justicereigns]

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU PIRATE?! I'll end this now!

[rogersrighthand]

Not much of a 'Hunter' if you can't even find your prey. How sad, to see Marine standards slipping even lower than usual.