Join the Marines
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Join the Marines!
It's the best job a cat man can ask for! The marines feed you, clothe you, give you a nice warm place to sleep, and we help uphold justice and put away bad guys! If you want to help make this world a Happier place and have all the necessities of life just for helping us do the right thing, then the marines is the place for you! Captain Smoker promised me a fish and a bowl of milk every meal! So if you want to team up with some of the best guys on earth, then join the Marines, and uphold Justice for the world!
Join the Marines!
It's the best job a cat man can ask for! The marines feed you, clothe you, give you a nice warm place to sleep, and we help uphold justice and put away bad guys! If you want to help make this world a Happier place and have all the necessities of life just for helping us do the right thing, then the marines is the place for you! Captain Smoker promised me a fish and a bowl of milk every meal! So if you want to team up with some of the best guys on earth, then join the Marines, and uphold Justice for the world!