Delusional Duet: Defense
Delusional Duet liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives! Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives!
And I swear to God, I'll reply to everyone's comments soon enough after this. I am, honestly, surprised by the amount of comments and feedback I got from the last few posts of mine. >___> My ego has gotten pretty big and I've not been able to wear my jeans since. Damn. Anyways...
Levine learned the hard way why you should never have phone sex with your girlfriend pretty lady friend with benefits in your room that's next to someone like Jessica's bedroom.
Yeah Levine, imagine yourself tasting the rainbow. It's love! Like The Basement! /shotshot/
And Jessica apparently thinks that 'carpet munching slut' is a compliment to women. You can tell she never got the talk from anyone.
I should do a comic where she's ask where babies come from. That would be awesome.