So, I just read
this article, and it is the most wondrous thing ever. I could have used this as a child.
This once more proves I was born too late.
You can download it here:
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0952/sbaitso.zip Sorry, mac users. It probably won't work for you.
My favorite thing so far is the "say" command. If you start a line with "say" it will say whatever comes after.