oh the humanity!
when i create a new world order there are going to be a few changes:::
rednecks are not going to be allowed to talk unless spoken too... and even then it should be in the form of "yes" or "no", no longer than that... i have listened to some stupid conversations in my life but i have to say i heard the most ... the most... oh my god theres no words for how stupid it was, there was really nothing to it either... it just enthralled me ... like a car crash YOU JUST CAN'T LOOK AWAY!!! and i just had to see where it ended... all it really consisted of was 2 guys talking about their trucks, then what bar they were going to go to that night, and poker night on saturday and church and just other.. semi normal stuff but my god i thought i was going to shoot myself and any children i saw (not in that order) just to save them from dealing with what i had just gone through
people will be more spontaneous::: me driving on the way back from blockbuster::
"ooooh lets go puttputt-ing!" ::makes what i'm sure would get me a lot of points taken off on drivers test turn and pulls into puttputt place!!!:::
mom:: "why?"
me:: "....?"
mom:: "why are we going puttputt-ing?"
me:: " do we need a reason? i mean come on, its puttputt, who the hell plans on going puttputt?? even the names a put off, i don't even know how to spell it! who does? who gave the time and thought into something like that?, people who plan puttputt events need to lighten up, i mean come on... its puttputt, think about it too much.. your brain will implode!"
mom:: "..."
dad:: "...."
me:: "..."
lady at counter:: "..."
me:: "3 for puttputt please!!!!!!!!~~"
---around the 11th hole----
mom:: "so... why are we playing puttputt?"
dad::::looks at my mom like shes crazy for asking again:::
me::"... idunno" :: proceeds to get hole in one! woot woot
mom::"ya little shit... what do you mean 'idunno'"
me::" i mean idunno... just saw it.. thought it would be fun... oh and guess what.. it is... i am SO good!!!" :::doesboogie on 13th hole:::
dad::"don't look at me, your the one that wanted her to drive!"
----while 2 neglected DVDs sit in the dark car waiting to be watched (do not worry V, i'm coming to watch you. YOU WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN!!!)
oh and Stephen Colbert is going to have a bridge named after him in some country i have never heard of... but will have been renamed just for the sake of it
carlos mencia will collect all the dee dee dees and put them in a room... and then BLOW UP the room!!! (muahahahaha)
and Jon Stewart can make fun of as many people as he wants and make many numerous NAMBLA organizations! and he and stephen can make secret plans about secret things on stephens bridge... cuz i said so
oh angela what have you created?
saw the season 3 teaser for HOUSE... my mom almost had a heart attack from how much i squeed! ... HOUSE RAN!!! OMGOMGOMGOMG can't wait for tuesday!...
rednecks are not going to be allowed to talk unless spoken too... and even then it should be in the form of "yes" or "no", no longer than that... i have listened to some stupid conversations in my life but i have to say i heard the most ... the most... oh my god theres no words for how stupid it was, there was really nothing to it either... it just enthralled me ... like a car crash YOU JUST CAN'T LOOK AWAY!!! and i just had to see where it ended... all it really consisted of was 2 guys talking about their trucks, then what bar they were going to go to that night, and poker night on saturday and church and just other.. semi normal stuff but my god i thought i was going to shoot myself and any children i saw (not in that order) just to save them from dealing with what i had just gone through
people will be more spontaneous::: me driving on the way back from blockbuster::
"ooooh lets go puttputt-ing!" ::makes what i'm sure would get me a lot of points taken off on drivers test turn and pulls into puttputt place!!!:::
mom:: "why?"
me:: "....?"
mom:: "why are we going puttputt-ing?"
me:: " do we need a reason? i mean come on, its puttputt, who the hell plans on going puttputt?? even the names a put off, i don't even know how to spell it! who does? who gave the time and thought into something like that?, people who plan puttputt events need to lighten up, i mean come on... its puttputt, think about it too much.. your brain will implode!"
mom:: "..."
dad:: "...."
me:: "..."
lady at counter:: "..."
me:: "3 for puttputt please!!!!!!!!~~"
---around the 11th hole----
mom:: "so... why are we playing puttputt?"
dad::::looks at my mom like shes crazy for asking again:::
me::"... idunno" :: proceeds to get hole in one! woot woot
mom::"ya little shit... what do you mean 'idunno'"
me::" i mean idunno... just saw it.. thought it would be fun... oh and guess what.. it is... i am SO good!!!" :::doesboogie on 13th hole:::
dad::"don't look at me, your the one that wanted her to drive!"
----while 2 neglected DVDs sit in the dark car waiting to be watched (do not worry V, i'm coming to watch you. YOU WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN!!!)
oh and Stephen Colbert is going to have a bridge named after him in some country i have never heard of... but will have been renamed just for the sake of it
carlos mencia will collect all the dee dee dees and put them in a room... and then BLOW UP the room!!! (muahahahaha)
and Jon Stewart can make fun of as many people as he wants and make many numerous NAMBLA organizations! and he and stephen can make secret plans about secret things on stephens bridge... cuz i said so
oh angela what have you created?
saw the season 3 teaser for HOUSE... my mom almost had a heart attack from how much i squeed! ... HOUSE RAN!!! OMGOMGOMGOMG can't wait for tuesday!...