O Great Noodley One, Ramen!
It's official. I have converted to Spaghetti Monsterism.
I leave you with quotes all Pastaferians should take to heart:
"Arrrr. To be a good follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, ye should drink much beerrrrrrrr and surround yerself with as many buxom wenches as possible." - Oscar Wilde on Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
"It is easier for lasagna to pass through the holes of a colander than it is for a rich person to enter Paradise." - Ishmali Canuwundra
Truer words were never spoken.
I leave you with quotes all Pastaferians should take to heart:
"Arrrr. To be a good follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, ye should drink much beerrrrrrrr and surround yerself with as many buxom wenches as possible." - Oscar Wilde on Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
"It is easier for lasagna to pass through the holes of a colander than it is for a rich person to enter Paradise." - Ishmali Canuwundra
Truer words were never spoken.