Oddly enough it really was the closest book....
Yay books.
* Grab the nearest book.
* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
Until he receives the spot, the pirate in question is a free man; once he has received it, he must immediately report for execution.
-The Government Manual for New Pirates
by Matthew David Brozik and Jacob Sager Weinstein
* Grab the nearest book.
* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
Until he receives the spot, the pirate in question is a free man; once he has received it, he must immediately report for execution.
-The Government Manual for New Pirates
by Matthew David Brozik and Jacob Sager Weinstein