Fan in chief
One of the major perks of being President of the United States is getting to throw the first pitch for big games. Watching the Giants at Texas Saturday, though, we discovered the job of ex-President carries an even better perk: getting to sit next to Nolan Ryan after he throws out the first pitch. Also, you get to stay for the entire game, instead of leaving for some arm-twisting session with a Senator or a national security briefing.