On the twelfth day of Christmas,
happy_lizard sent to me...
Twelve somethings drumming
Eleven somethings piping
Ten october_9_1890s a-leaping
Nine wilhelmina_rushs dancing
Eight private_stashs a-milking
Seven anotherelenis a-swimming
Six liederlady221bs a-reading
Five bo-o-o-ooks
Four mysteries
Three crosswords
Two sherlock holmes
...and a football in a coffee.