This Is The Ultimate Showdown
From Memory:
Old Godzilla was hoping around Tokyo City like a big playground when suddenly Batman burst from the shade and he hit Godzilla with a bat-grenade. Godzilla got pissed and began to attack, but he didn't expect to get blocked by Shaq, who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu, when Aaron Carter jumped out of the blue and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal but they both got flattened by the Batmobile but before he get back to the Batcave, Abraham Lincoln jumped out of his grave and pulled an AK-47 out from under his hat and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat, but he ran out of bullets and he ran away, 'cause Optimus Prime came to save the day! (Have you ever seen such a run-on sentence?)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. Good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see, and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the ultimate showdown...of ultimate destiny.
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime and Shaq came back covered in a tire track, but Jackie Chan jumped and he landed on his back, and Batman was injured and tryin' to get steady when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete, but something (uh...caught his leg and he fell and he tripped?) Indiana Jones took him out with his whip, and he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind so he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find because Batman took it and he shot and he missed: Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist. Then he jumped in the air and he did a sommersault while Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air and they both got hit by a Carebear-stare!
(Chorus)
Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, when down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick that could shatter bone into the crotch of Indiana Jones who fell over on the ground writhing in pain as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne, but Chuck saw through his clever disguise, and he crushed Batman's head right between his things...
And then Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Butinni Mussolinni and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass. It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with civilians staring on in total awe. The battle raged on for a century. Many lives were claimed but eventually the champion stood, the rest saw their better.
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.
(Chorus)
Old Godzilla was hoping around Tokyo City like a big playground when suddenly Batman burst from the shade and he hit Godzilla with a bat-grenade. Godzilla got pissed and began to attack, but he didn't expect to get blocked by Shaq, who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu, when Aaron Carter jumped out of the blue and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal but they both got flattened by the Batmobile but before he get back to the Batcave, Abraham Lincoln jumped out of his grave and pulled an AK-47 out from under his hat and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat, but he ran out of bullets and he ran away, 'cause Optimus Prime came to save the day! (Have you ever seen such a run-on sentence?)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. Good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see, and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the ultimate showdown...of ultimate destiny.
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime and Shaq came back covered in a tire track, but Jackie Chan jumped and he landed on his back, and Batman was injured and tryin' to get steady when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete, but something (uh...caught his leg and he fell and he tripped?) Indiana Jones took him out with his whip, and he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind so he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find because Batman took it and he shot and he missed: Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist. Then he jumped in the air and he did a sommersault while Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air and they both got hit by a Carebear-stare!
(Chorus)
Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, when down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick that could shatter bone into the crotch of Indiana Jones who fell over on the ground writhing in pain as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne, but Chuck saw through his clever disguise, and he crushed Batman's head right between his things...
And then Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Butinni Mussolinni and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass. It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with civilians staring on in total awe. The battle raged on for a century. Many lives were claimed but eventually the champion stood, the rest saw their better.
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.
(Chorus)