Nothing Works But The Gun And The Man On Top

[happy_homicide]

New Things:

Assassins. Grant Hyde, Matt Robinson, Ryan Wood, Drew Funni, Dan Lowe, Ryan Newer, myself and a few others are trying to kill each other for a fifty dollar prize.

Molly. My brand new baby rat. She's just about as small as a mouse and she's badass.

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[deaths1stlaugh]

Molly. My brand new baby rat. She's just about as small as a mouse and she's badass.

It's things like this that make me giddy.

[lindsaygal05]

I think she likes me better than you, thus the leap.

[anonymous]

explain this Assassins, Jordan... you are trying to kill each other for a fifty dollar prize?

Lindsay you must not like this very much.

-Josh

[happy_homicide]

All those playing, ten of us, put five dollars into a pot. This is what the winner will get. We are allowed to kill each other with: airsoft guns, paintball guns, squirt guns, water balloons, boxes under cars that read "car bomb" as long as there is a way to let the person know you have detonated it, and things like that. I have already killed Grant by shooting him with my airsoft gun and Ryan Newer by planting a car bomb behind his bumper. I attempted to kill Matt today but it turned into thirty minute gun battle/chase scene through his neighborhood, during which the police were called because I had to leap into someone's yard to avoid Matt, who was following me in his car

[lindsaygal05]

Don't be so invasive Joshy.

[anonymous]

Jordan I think that is wonderful

[ashtherockstar]

you have a new baby rat. how quaint. don't kill yourselves. but anywho, what do you have to do for the prize??