I wrote a filk.

[happiestsadist]

Because everyone else has parodied that damn Gotye song. It was really hard not to just keep the verse by Kimbra unaltered.

Some Shakesville That I used To Know.

Now and then I think of when I used to read you
like when you said you were Queen Cunt of Fuck Mountain
bookmarked you in my favourite sites
stayed up reading oh so many nights
but that was then and it's your fails I most remember

You then got addicted to a certain kind of anger
you directed it at us, always at us
So when we said that we were not "all in"
you said we were all bad feminists
But I'll admit that I was glad that it was over.

But you didn't have to fail so hard
make like it's "you Vs. them" and we were Hitler
I don't need your "teaspoon" crap
Now you're just the Shakesville that I used to know.

No you didn't have to ban us all
delete our posts and have your mods then scold us
I guess that I don't need that now
Now you're just the Shakesville that I used to know.

(New singer)Now and then I think of all the times you really messed up.
But had me believing it was always something that I'd done.
Your internalized misogyny, your token gays always scolding me
You never could just let it go
No returning to the Shakesville that I used to know!

*chorus*

Red dye is blackface!
(The Shakesville that I used to know!)
Surprise Buttplugs!
(The Shakesville that I used to know!)
No dyke sex!
(The Shakesville that I used to know!)
Give money!
(The Shakesville that I used to know!)

*outro*