Crack is Whack.
So McDonalds used to sell cookies in cardboard boxes before they went snazzy with fresh baked cookies, and the world was not amused that lard was a key ingredient in all American foods. (Side note- who is holding on to boxes of cookies for 30 years?? We didn't have Ebay 30 years ago, so they wouldn't have known someone would buy them.) Despite how bad the chocolate chip ones probably were for me, I really loved them. They were crispy, buttery, and just plain yum. I discovered these at my local grocery store of goodness and they taste quite similar but somehow better and I cannot. Stop. Eating them. I can't even stop buying the damn things, they are so good. If you have them by you, get some ice cream and make sammiches for added diabetes diagnosis fun.