I don't get iiiiiit.

[haplessapples]

Okay, so my girlfriend and I were watching Maury on our school day off, and it was about huge age differences in relationships. Which I don't have a problem with normally, but this was just weeeeird. And one of them was about a 14-year-old boy who married a 42-year-old woman? And she was talking about how she bought him Pokemon cards...

Alright. These kind of people can get married, but I can't, even though I'm in a healthy relationship of two-and-a-half years, because I'm gay.

Huh? This blows my mind.