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customerssuck.
I don't care who or what you are:
You do not stick your card in your mouth when you have your hands free and then proceed to come up to my counter, grin like you've done something worthy of a Grammy and remove the card from your mouth and expect me to take your slobbered on end to scan you in.
You bet your ass I'm going to stare at you and tell you to "have a nice workout" without touching your card. I hate my scanner, the thing's possessed like whoadang but, even I have mercy enough not to get gross bastard germs on it.
Ew buddy, just ew. Not to mention you're old enough to be my grandfather.