Letters
Dear purse/thingie I use to keep my ID, Medical Card, Debit Card and Social Security Card in,
Quit disappearing on me when I really need you. It's a pain in the ass to have to look for you all the time when I wanna go out and do something/buy something.
No love and much agitation,
Me
Dear Short!wig,
Quit playing hide and seek with me when I need your ass for my interview today.
No love,
Me
Dear Stomach,
Fuck. You.
-Me
Quit disappearing on me when I really need you. It's a pain in the ass to have to look for you all the time when I wanna go out and do something/buy something.
No love and much agitation,
Me
Dear Short!wig,
Quit playing hide and seek with me when I need your ass for my interview today.
No love,
Me
Dear Stomach,
Fuck. You.
-Me