It tried to kill itself by throwing itself off the shelf, and decided to take my alarm clock with it. The lamp managed to clear my desk, but the alarm clock put a small dent into my laptop before knocking my cup of tea all over the mutherfucking room. Seriously, there was tea on the lap top, on the desk, on the wall, on the chair, on my lap, and on the floor. I think my alarm clock might be dead. Which is a shame, as it is the same alarm clock which woke me up for middle school and I have to futz around with because it is on "classic" daylight savings time, as opposed to nu daylight savings time. Depressing. I'm sort of hoping that if I leave it unpluged for a while it'll fix itself.
Here. Have a vid while I go back to de-stickifying my room with baby wipes.
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