Stolen from everyone, but mostly blue_fjords

Nov 23, 2009 22:01

1) List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them [5 - 1, 1 is the hottest].
3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
4) Supply photos for said people.
5) Tag five friends [If you haven't done it yet, what are you waiting for?] to do the same.

5) Anton Yelchin


Yes, in case you were wondering, this is the actor who plays Nu!Chekov, AKA the instigator of more pedobear moments than Hayden Panettiere.


I was pleasantly surprised to discover that he's actually slightly older than I am. Awkward pedo-feelings sorted! Granted, I think the sex would be full of elbows and knees in uncomfortable places, but I've got the idea that it'd completely worn it.
4) Dev Patel
Yeah, okay, I've only ever seen him in Slumdog Millionaire, which is on the one hand, campy and fun, and on the other hand a bit offensive. I tend to hand wave that by pretending that it was based on Bollywood, as opposed to actual India.


Seriously, that last scene? The campy Bollywood dance "Jai Ho" scene? Where he looks at Freida Pinto like she's the sun and the moon and everything in between? That was it. I was gone.


He's also going to be in Avatar. Which I know too much about the production of to be able to watch and enjoy, so I'm not going to see in any way to requires me to give money to it. BUT HE'S STILL HOT!


3) John Simm
I've watched him on two shows, Doctor Who and Ashes to Ashes. So basically, I love him in cheesy seventies clothes with sideburns:


And I love him as a genocidal psychopath:


The only time I wouldn't drag him to the nearest secluded space and have my way with him is when he hasn't shaven.


I believe the phrase "inadvisable beard is inadvisable" is appropriate here.
2) James Kyson Lee
I first saw him in Heroes, and then watched him in Akira's Hip Hop Shop and am really looking forwards to all the stuff he has to do in the coming year.


I wish I had the stomach for watching him in Necrosis, but... horror films aren't my cup of tea.


That's okay. I can admire from afar.


1) Sendhil Ramamurthy
BECAUSE HE IS TO PRETTY TO EXIST, OMG!


LOOK AT THIS GQMF!


THE ARMS!


THE CURLS!


THE SMILE!


So... yeah.I first saw him in Heroes, have also seen clips of him in pretty ,uch everything he's managed to get a part in since 2005.

For further information, I'd probably also do Lady Gaga (if only because then I could likely truthfully claim to have slept with an alien, and also, you could probably use each of her outfits in aid of about half a dozen kinks) and, should I ever find a time machine, David McCallum.

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