I WOULD ADD MY OWN THOUGHTS TO THIS, BUT RIGHT NOW THEY'RE ALL "JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST ON A POGO STICK YOU STUPID FUCKERS HOW FAR UP YOUR ASS MUST YOUR HEAD BE TO COME UP WITH THIS SHIT, YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!" AND THEREFORE NOT NEARLY AS CONSTRUCTIVE AS I WOULD LIKE. TAKE IT AS READ THAT THE NATIONAL ORGAINIZATION FOR MARRIAGE IS ON MY DEEP SHIT LIST, OKAY?