Funny Story
(Scene: A bakery shop. Anywhere, it doesn't really matter.)
Customer: I'd like to register a complaint.
Employee: Of course, what's your trouble?
Customer (gesturing to the cake): I overheard some adolescences say that your product was a lie.
Employee:...what.
Customer: The cake. They said your cake was a lie!
Employee: Sir, I think you've misoverheard. I think they were just repeating a popular line.
Customer: A line from what?
Employee: The Internet.
Customer: Well then, you should write a letter to the Internet and tell them to stop slandering your product!
Employee: I'll be sure to do that.
Customer: I'd like to register a complaint.
Employee: Of course, what's your trouble?
Customer (gesturing to the cake): I overheard some adolescences say that your product was a lie.
Employee:...what.
Customer: The cake. They said your cake was a lie!
Employee: Sir, I think you've misoverheard. I think they were just repeating a popular line.
Customer: A line from what?
Employee: The Internet.
Customer: Well then, you should write a letter to the Internet and tell them to stop slandering your product!
Employee: I'll be sure to do that.