funny shit i say

May 07, 2007 23:58

when i grow up i wanna be a munchkin. you know, a dwarf.
theyre so tiny! like stuffed animals to hug!
kitties or titties?
TITTIES.
im a titties kinda girl. kinda person.
how many chinks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? SIX PEOPLE. hahaha. no really.
ive seen the harry potters. not all of them though.
oh really? which ones have you seen?
the one where he goes to school.
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so anyway..
conversations Sarah and I have. theyre fun. she ate AN ENTIRE pint of ben and jerrys aloneskie. i had like, one bite. im trying to keep my girlish figure. but ive gained weight. i know it lol.
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