vivi dahlin
Jules came over on Saturday. Fun fun fun fun fun.
She came over around 1:30 and we watched Strong Bad and the like. At 3:30 we went off to go see Lord of the Rings, which was awesome.
During the spider part of the movie, we had to leave the theater cuz Jules is arachnophobic, so she's in a cold sweat. We were waiting there for about fifteen minutes, and I'm about to go back in to see what part it's at, when we see this black dude.He looks like he's at the ripe age of thirty plus. He starts to come
over all smooth and shit, and says:
" What movie did y'all just get out of?"
" Lord of the Rings,"
" Yeah, but it's still goin'on."
" We don't like spiders, we're waiting for that part to end."
" What school do y'all go to." By now he's looking me and Jules up and down. SHAMELESSLY. I start to get really, really scared, and Jules goes:
" We go to TRACY HIGH." With emphasis on HIGH. So he goes in for the kill and says.
" Ya'll wanna come and sit with me?"
" No, no that's okay...we have our seats all ready and everything."
" Okay." And he leaves, I turn my back and Jules sees him shameslessly look me up and down, look at my ass and say ' Damn'.
Oh, the wonders of the pediphiles in Stockton, California.
So Jules and I have a plan that once we get out of the long-ass movie, we can book it for the bathroom and call my mom and dad for a ride there. Well whaddaya know, my phone is out of service, so we have to go outside while dialing the number so the call goes through. During the call to my mom, I look out into the theater, not really expecting to see anyone, and I see HIM. The disgusting thrity-plus black dude. I say " FUCK" and dash behind a pillar to hide myself from view, and I grab Jules to get behind there with me. She periodically looks out to see if he's coming towards us, and he IS. So we start running off into the Women's bathrooms again, and I call my mom saying " Pick us the fuck up. Pick us up NOW.". She says, " Hold on, hold on, just stay in the lobby," and I'm like " Mom he's IN THE LOBBY." And she says, " Well get outside!", so I hang up, losing all hope and scared to death of being raped by mysterious thirty-plus black dude. Suddenly Jules comes in and says," He's like ten feet away from the bathroom!". So I FREAK OUT and run to a stall, fearing for my vagina, and blubbering like and idiot for Jules to follow me. All the while Jules is having a big guffaw, saying I'm not going to be raped by mysterious thirty plus and to calm down. She looks out again and says he's gone, so we run out across the lobby and wait for about five minutes and my mom finally shows up.
It was the happiest I've ever been to see my mom in my entire adolescent life.
Hoping never to be crapped on by a mysterious thirty-plus,
Han.
She came over around 1:30 and we watched Strong Bad and the like. At 3:30 we went off to go see Lord of the Rings, which was awesome.
During the spider part of the movie, we had to leave the theater cuz Jules is arachnophobic, so she's in a cold sweat. We were waiting there for about fifteen minutes, and I'm about to go back in to see what part it's at, when we see this black dude.He looks like he's at the ripe age of thirty plus. He starts to come
over all smooth and shit, and says:
" What movie did y'all just get out of?"
" Lord of the Rings,"
" Yeah, but it's still goin'on."
" We don't like spiders, we're waiting for that part to end."
" What school do y'all go to." By now he's looking me and Jules up and down. SHAMELESSLY. I start to get really, really scared, and Jules goes:
" We go to TRACY HIGH." With emphasis on HIGH. So he goes in for the kill and says.
" Ya'll wanna come and sit with me?"
" No, no that's okay...we have our seats all ready and everything."
" Okay." And he leaves, I turn my back and Jules sees him shameslessly look me up and down, look at my ass and say ' Damn'.
Oh, the wonders of the pediphiles in Stockton, California.
So Jules and I have a plan that once we get out of the long-ass movie, we can book it for the bathroom and call my mom and dad for a ride there. Well whaddaya know, my phone is out of service, so we have to go outside while dialing the number so the call goes through. During the call to my mom, I look out into the theater, not really expecting to see anyone, and I see HIM. The disgusting thrity-plus black dude. I say " FUCK" and dash behind a pillar to hide myself from view, and I grab Jules to get behind there with me. She periodically looks out to see if he's coming towards us, and he IS. So we start running off into the Women's bathrooms again, and I call my mom saying " Pick us the fuck up. Pick us up NOW.". She says, " Hold on, hold on, just stay in the lobby," and I'm like " Mom he's IN THE LOBBY." And she says, " Well get outside!", so I hang up, losing all hope and scared to death of being raped by mysterious thirty-plus black dude. Suddenly Jules comes in and says," He's like ten feet away from the bathroom!". So I FREAK OUT and run to a stall, fearing for my vagina, and blubbering like and idiot for Jules to follow me. All the while Jules is having a big guffaw, saying I'm not going to be raped by mysterious thirty plus and to calm down. She looks out again and says he's gone, so we run out across the lobby and wait for about five minutes and my mom finally shows up.
It was the happiest I've ever been to see my mom in my entire adolescent life.
Hoping never to be crapped on by a mysterious thirty-plus,
Han.