Omegle post one.
So I just pretended to be a pirate. This was quite amusing. Look:
Stranger: Hi.
You: Yarr!
Stranger: Scary pirate D:
You: Indeed, landlubber!
Stranger: Guess what?
You: What?
Stranger: I'm a cupcake!
You: Yarr! Cupcakes be delicious fare! We don't see many o'those on the seas~!
Stranger: Well, here I am!
You: Last I saw, cupcakes couldn' talk! This be some fine improvin'.
Stranger: Indeed it is. We have definitely evolved.
You: Indeed! But what use is talkin' if all yer meant to be is eat'n?
Stranger: Since I can talk, people now resort to eating muffins in place of cupcakes, you see?
You: Yarrr, but cupcakes be havin' the frostin' 'n all! Muffins don't be havin' all that.
Stranger: Well, we get have everything we want.
Stranger: we can't*
Stranger: Shit, screwed that up.
You: Yarrr, but if we pirates be wantin' cupcakes instead o'muffins, we can plunder any vessel for 'em.
Stranger: No you can not. The cupcakes and I have banded together to fight against hungry people everywhere.
You: Indeed? Well, what if we pirates not be aimin' to eatcha, but to carry you away? I be sure that cupcakes haven' been seein' the world, as they been stocked away for eatin'.
Stranger: Well then I'd say let's do it!
You: Yarrr! So how many o'ye be there?
Stranger: Millions, you see.
Stranger: All of us different flavors, too!
You: Well tie me up an' throw me overboard, tha's a lot o'you cupcakes.
You: How are we to carry all o'you away?
Stranger: Find some other pirate buddies!
You: Well, we pirates tend to travel in on'y groups o'ten 'r twenty- one ship per cap'n. An' I don' know if there're too many o'us who won' eat all o'you cupcakes.
Stranger: But we can hold really good conversations!
Stranger: ..and most of us are literate.
You: Yarrr, well we pirates tend to not be so. My apologies, cupcake, but all o'you will hafta make a choice o'who to take.
Stranger: Then it'll just be me and my cupcake family.
You: Yarrr! Indeed, then!
Stranger: We're the cutest family of cupcakes ever to have been baked!
You: I be sure! So, what ship be you on?
Stranger: Currently? I'm shipless.
You: Well, how're we to be rescuin' you if you be not on a ship? Where be you, then?
Stranger: On the pier, silly.
You: There be a lot o'piers, my cupcake matey.
Stranger: Well, us cupcakes aren't the brightest baked good D:
You: Be there any famous landmarks by all o'you? So we know which pier to be sailin' to?
Stranger: A palm tree!
You: Well, by a beach or by th' paved roads? For there be the West, Florida, or the Cayman Isles...
Stranger: Florida, I believe
You: Well then! We be sailin' by there soon, so all o'you in yer cupcake family be holdin' anchor on tha' pier, then!
Stranger: Why thank you!
Stranger: I never knew pirates were so sweet!
You: Arrr! Tha's funny, comin' from a cupcake!
Stranger: It's a true compliment!
Stranger: May I ask a question?
You: Indeed!
Stranger: Are you a boy pirate or girl pirate?
You: Yarrr, I be a girl pirate! We all be girl pirates here on the Queen O'Death!
Stranger: That's super exciting.
You: Why be that, cupcake young'n?
Stranger: I'm not even sure. I like the name of your ship though.
You: Yarr! Tha' I be glad of, little cupcake.
You: Be you a girl cupcake or a boy cupcake?
Stranger: I'm a super duper cute little girl cupcake.
You: Yarrr! I be sure o' tha'!
Stranger: Indeed so.
You: So, me 'n me pirate crew be sailin' along now, we oughta be by yer pier in a matter o' a coupla days. Think all o'you can anchor tha' long?
Stranger: I'm not sure. We get pretty cranky if we began to go stale.
You: Well, the winds be agin'st us, but we be tryin' t'go as fast as we possibly can, li'l cupcake.
Stranger: Thank you so much!
You: Yarrr! Well, I bes' be headin' off, cupcake young'n- the Northr'n winds be pickin' up, 'n we be gettin' through a' bes' we can!
Stranger: My pirate friend, I must be off D:
Stranger: Nice chatting with you
You: Well, g'luck then, young cupcake! We be there a' soon a' possible!
Stranger: Yay!.
LOLLERSKATES. Or should I say LOLLERSHIPS?
Stranger: Hi.
You: Yarr!
Stranger: Scary pirate D:
You: Indeed, landlubber!
Stranger: Guess what?
You: What?
Stranger: I'm a cupcake!
You: Yarr! Cupcakes be delicious fare! We don't see many o'those on the seas~!
Stranger: Well, here I am!
You: Last I saw, cupcakes couldn' talk! This be some fine improvin'.
Stranger: Indeed it is. We have definitely evolved.
You: Indeed! But what use is talkin' if all yer meant to be is eat'n?
Stranger: Since I can talk, people now resort to eating muffins in place of cupcakes, you see?
You: Yarrr, but cupcakes be havin' the frostin' 'n all! Muffins don't be havin' all that.
Stranger: Well, we get have everything we want.
Stranger: we can't*
Stranger: Shit, screwed that up.
You: Yarrr, but if we pirates be wantin' cupcakes instead o'muffins, we can plunder any vessel for 'em.
Stranger: No you can not. The cupcakes and I have banded together to fight against hungry people everywhere.
You: Indeed? Well, what if we pirates not be aimin' to eatcha, but to carry you away? I be sure that cupcakes haven' been seein' the world, as they been stocked away for eatin'.
Stranger: Well then I'd say let's do it!
You: Yarrr! So how many o'ye be there?
Stranger: Millions, you see.
Stranger: All of us different flavors, too!
You: Well tie me up an' throw me overboard, tha's a lot o'you cupcakes.
You: How are we to carry all o'you away?
Stranger: Find some other pirate buddies!
You: Well, we pirates tend to travel in on'y groups o'ten 'r twenty- one ship per cap'n. An' I don' know if there're too many o'us who won' eat all o'you cupcakes.
Stranger: But we can hold really good conversations!
Stranger: ..and most of us are literate.
You: Yarrr, well we pirates tend to not be so. My apologies, cupcake, but all o'you will hafta make a choice o'who to take.
Stranger: Then it'll just be me and my cupcake family.
You: Yarrr! Indeed, then!
Stranger: We're the cutest family of cupcakes ever to have been baked!
You: I be sure! So, what ship be you on?
Stranger: Currently? I'm shipless.
You: Well, how're we to be rescuin' you if you be not on a ship? Where be you, then?
Stranger: On the pier, silly.
You: There be a lot o'piers, my cupcake matey.
Stranger: Well, us cupcakes aren't the brightest baked good D:
You: Be there any famous landmarks by all o'you? So we know which pier to be sailin' to?
Stranger: A palm tree!
You: Well, by a beach or by th' paved roads? For there be the West, Florida, or the Cayman Isles...
Stranger: Florida, I believe
You: Well then! We be sailin' by there soon, so all o'you in yer cupcake family be holdin' anchor on tha' pier, then!
Stranger: Why thank you!
Stranger: I never knew pirates were so sweet!
You: Arrr! Tha's funny, comin' from a cupcake!
Stranger: It's a true compliment!
Stranger: May I ask a question?
You: Indeed!
Stranger: Are you a boy pirate or girl pirate?
You: Yarrr, I be a girl pirate! We all be girl pirates here on the Queen O'Death!
Stranger: That's super exciting.
You: Why be that, cupcake young'n?
Stranger: I'm not even sure. I like the name of your ship though.
You: Yarr! Tha' I be glad of, little cupcake.
You: Be you a girl cupcake or a boy cupcake?
Stranger: I'm a super duper cute little girl cupcake.
You: Yarrr! I be sure o' tha'!
Stranger: Indeed so.
You: So, me 'n me pirate crew be sailin' along now, we oughta be by yer pier in a matter o' a coupla days. Think all o'you can anchor tha' long?
Stranger: I'm not sure. We get pretty cranky if we began to go stale.
You: Well, the winds be agin'st us, but we be tryin' t'go as fast as we possibly can, li'l cupcake.
Stranger: Thank you so much!
You: Yarrr! Well, I bes' be headin' off, cupcake young'n- the Northr'n winds be pickin' up, 'n we be gettin' through a' bes' we can!
Stranger: My pirate friend, I must be off D:
Stranger: Nice chatting with you
You: Well, g'luck then, young cupcake! We be there a' soon a' possible!
Stranger: Yay!.
LOLLERSKATES. Or should I say LOLLERSHIPS?