Three cheers for sweet revenge

[hanpops]

Yarr, Livejournal keeps signing me out. I got invited to a party today. Hoorah. I like how all of my friends are slowly turning 18. I need to get some ID before Sam's birthday, which is just over a month away. It's all way more than I can afford though! £42 for a passport, and £38 for a Provisional driving license. Jeez.

Haha, I love my friends. Best conversation ever:


-Hannah: We dance to all the wrong songs, We enjoy all the wrong moves -/- XblueXbinXcoreX says:
Why the hell is all ID so expensive?!"£?!$1234
---Sammeh[Failure By Design] says:
Willy.
---Sammeh[Failure By Design] says:
Because the government doesn't want you to know who you are.
/-Hannah: We dance to all the wrong songs, We enjoy all the wrong moves -/- XblueXbinXcoreX says:
They don't want me to know who I am?
---Sammeh[Failure By Design] says:
No.
/-Hannah: We dance to all the wrong songs, We enjoy all the wrong moves -/- XblueXbinXcoreX says:
Am I not who I think I am?
---Sammeh[Failure By Design] says:
No, you're really a romanian man.
/-Hannah: We dance to all the wrong songs, We enjoy all the wrong moves -/- XblueXbinXcoreX says:
  This is intriguing
---Sammeh[Failure By Design] says:
I can reveal, you are 28.
---Sammeh[Failure By Design] says:
And called...Lumiere.
/-Hannah: We dance to all the wrong songs, We enjoy all the wrong moves -/- XblueXbinXcoreX says:
Like the candlestick?!
/-Hannah: We dance to all the wrong songs, We enjoy all the wrong moves -/- XblueXbinXcoreX says:
Lumiére
---Sammeh[Failure By Design] says:
Exactly like the candlestick.
/-Hannah: We dance to all the wrong songs, We enjoy all the wrong moves -/- XblueXbinXcoreX says:
Was I once friends with a teapot and a talking carriage clock?
---Sammeh[Failure By Design] says:
No, but you did used to play the spoons.
/-Hannah: We dance to all the wrong songs, We enjoy all the wrong moves -/- XblueXbinXcoreX says:
Professionally?
---Sammeh[Failure By Design] says:
Yes
---Sammeh[Failure By Design] says:
Your hobby was helping people do their taxes.
/-Hannah {AKA Lumiére}: We dance to all the wrong songs, We enjoy all the wrong moves -/- XblueXbinXcoreX says:
I'm a barrel of laughs
---Sammeh[Failure By Design] says:
You have five children, all called Peter.
/-Hannah {AKA Lumiére}: We dance to all the wrong songs, We enjoy all the wrong moves -/- XblueXbinXcoreX says:
Was their mother called Peter?
/-Hannah {AKA Lumiére}: We dance to all the wrong songs, We enjoy all the wrong moves -/- XblueXbinXcoreX says:
Was she?!
---Sammeh[Failure By Design] says:
No, I'm sorry.
---Sammeh[Failure By Design] says:
They have no mother
/-Hannah {AKA Lumiére}: We dance to all the wrong songs, We enjoy all the wrong moves -/- XblueXbinXcoreX says:
I'm not quite sure how to respond to that
---Sammeh[Failure By Design] says:
She died in a dog-trimming contest
/-Hannah {AKA Lumiére}: We dance to all the wrong songs, We enjoy all the wrong moves -/- XblueXbinXcoreX says:
Oh, I thought you meant that they'd never had a mother.
Poor lady. What was her name?
---Sammeh[Failure By Design] says:
Andrew.
/-Hannah {AKA Lumiére}: We dance to all the wrong songs, We enjoy all the wrong moves -/- XblueXbinXcoreX says:
That's a pretty name
---Sammeh[Failure By Design] says:
She didn't think so, not after they trimmed it on her alsation