That's Terrific!
God, why can't my problems be the biggest ones I have to worry about? I don't think it's selfish to wish everyone else a good and happy and healthy life, but NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Everyone else has to one-up me and make my problems pale in comparison. It's enough to make me cold and distant. When all this is over I hope I get laid, because I am going to need a release of some sort. Any volunteers?