Dec 03, 2003 01:17
I be free from Wal-Mart! I be free from youz control Massah!
Michael Jackson is scary. His father's great for comedians
People suck. They're incredibly stupid.
Who in their right mind names a kid's game "Rubba Rubba??" I mean really!
My Christmas Shopping is almost done already! I've officially broken one of the most sacred rules of guydom. We don't finish shopping until December 23!!
JIMMY KIMMEL RULES!!
That is all.