Sleeping to Dream About You (And by "you," I mean "celebrities")
I've been terrible at updating this thing. I think about it pretty often if that's any consolation. I haven't felt well, so I usually just do the bare minimum to get by, and lie down most of the time. But I'm feeling some better, so here we go.
I had some weird dreams I thought would be fun to post about. I seem to have dreams frequently where I'm friends with celebrities or celebrities are in love with me. I don't know why. I don't even know any celebrities, and if I met them in real life, I'm fairly certain I would just clam up, and say things like, "Uh, hi." But I'm always confident in my dreams when I'm with them.
1st Dream:
I was with Alec Baldwin, and he was playing a character that had lost his memory. I was helping him recover. We found out his name was Walter. I guess somewhere along in the process, I fell in love with Walter because as I left him to go to the restroom, I patted his hand and told him I loved him. Then, I was in my old high school's bathroom pooping, and Walter/Alec walks in. I could see him through the little crack in the stall door. He began to declare his love for me as I sat on the toilet pooping. Neither of us thought this was weird, and I remember thinking it was really sweet and romantic.
2nd Dream:
I went to a movie theater where they were showing some movie about Maroon 5. It was really crowded, and I wandered around for awhile until I saw my sister Amy had a seat by her, so I sat there. Sitting on the other side of me was Adam Levine. For some reason during the movie, we were supposed to take a lint roller and get the lint off the person sitting next to us. So I used my lint roller on Adam Levine's leg. He seemed to like that, and after I finished he held my hand. Once the movie was over, everyone started to leave except for us and my sister Amy. Amy was asleep and drooling all over her shirt. Adam kissed me, and as he kissed me, I thought, "He's not as good at kissing as Andrew." Then, after he stopped kissing me, I wondered how I was going to explain to Andrew that I had kissed Adam Levine. Then, I was like, "Well, he's a celebrity, so it doesn't count." Then, I got drooly Amy up, and we left. (By the way, Andrew has told me that it does count. haha)
3rd Dream:
I was being interviewed by Mindy Kaling to work for a music store like Coconuts. I told her I'd worked at a similar place, so I knew what I was doing. Then, I told her I couldn't work on Sundays, and she was like, "You can't work Sundays?? That's like, the whole weekend! I don't now if we can hire you." And I said, "So you're not going to hire me b/c of my religious beliefs?" And then she got all uncomfortable, and I knew I had the job. haha
The kids are out of school today and Monday for Easter. Laredo may not let them out for Memorial Day or President's Day, but by golly, we've got the Easter holiday down! I love 4 day weekends. Unfortunately, I woke up this morning with every muscle in my back feeling as if it's seized up, and it hurts. I have no idea why. The most strenuous thing I did yesterday was laundry. Stupid body getting old. Luckily, my kids don't expect anything grand on their days off, and they're happy to just stay in pjs, play video games, or play outside.
So, yeah, I think I'm going to go lie down again b/c my back sucks.
I had some weird dreams I thought would be fun to post about. I seem to have dreams frequently where I'm friends with celebrities or celebrities are in love with me. I don't know why. I don't even know any celebrities, and if I met them in real life, I'm fairly certain I would just clam up, and say things like, "Uh, hi." But I'm always confident in my dreams when I'm with them.
1st Dream:
I was with Alec Baldwin, and he was playing a character that had lost his memory. I was helping him recover. We found out his name was Walter. I guess somewhere along in the process, I fell in love with Walter because as I left him to go to the restroom, I patted his hand and told him I loved him. Then, I was in my old high school's bathroom pooping, and Walter/Alec walks in. I could see him through the little crack in the stall door. He began to declare his love for me as I sat on the toilet pooping. Neither of us thought this was weird, and I remember thinking it was really sweet and romantic.
2nd Dream:
I went to a movie theater where they were showing some movie about Maroon 5. It was really crowded, and I wandered around for awhile until I saw my sister Amy had a seat by her, so I sat there. Sitting on the other side of me was Adam Levine. For some reason during the movie, we were supposed to take a lint roller and get the lint off the person sitting next to us. So I used my lint roller on Adam Levine's leg. He seemed to like that, and after I finished he held my hand. Once the movie was over, everyone started to leave except for us and my sister Amy. Amy was asleep and drooling all over her shirt. Adam kissed me, and as he kissed me, I thought, "He's not as good at kissing as Andrew." Then, after he stopped kissing me, I wondered how I was going to explain to Andrew that I had kissed Adam Levine. Then, I was like, "Well, he's a celebrity, so it doesn't count." Then, I got drooly Amy up, and we left. (By the way, Andrew has told me that it does count. haha)
3rd Dream:
I was being interviewed by Mindy Kaling to work for a music store like Coconuts. I told her I'd worked at a similar place, so I knew what I was doing. Then, I told her I couldn't work on Sundays, and she was like, "You can't work Sundays?? That's like, the whole weekend! I don't now if we can hire you." And I said, "So you're not going to hire me b/c of my religious beliefs?" And then she got all uncomfortable, and I knew I had the job. haha
The kids are out of school today and Monday for Easter. Laredo may not let them out for Memorial Day or President's Day, but by golly, we've got the Easter holiday down! I love 4 day weekends. Unfortunately, I woke up this morning with every muscle in my back feeling as if it's seized up, and it hurts. I have no idea why. The most strenuous thing I did yesterday was laundry. Stupid body getting old. Luckily, my kids don't expect anything grand on their days off, and they're happy to just stay in pjs, play video games, or play outside.
So, yeah, I think I'm going to go lie down again b/c my back sucks.