I'm in-between coats of paint on that dresser, so I figured, what the heck? I honestly probably won't do all 5000 questions, but I need something to fill my time that isn't housework. :)
1. Who are you?
Your worst nightmare! ie: Johanna
2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?
1. I'm a very devout LDS (Mormon)
2. I'm socially awkward and if I don't talk to you, it's not b/c I'm snobby but b/c I honestly have no idea what to say.
3. I have a hard time quitting things that I haven't finished.
3. When you aren't filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing?
today I'm painting a dresser my uncle gave me for freeeee. it's looking pretty awesome!
4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time).
Loved: Band, English, Art, Math, Computer
Hated: PE, History, Biology
5. What is your biggest goal for this year?
Get organized?
6. Where do you want to be in 5 years?
Closer to the south with a husband who doesn't work 14 hour days and maybe another kid or two. :)
7. What stage of life are you in right now?
the young mother stage
8. Are you more child-like or childish?
child-like, I guess. Sometimes I'm pretty naive
9. What is the last thing you said out loud?
White is a boy and a girl color
10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now?
I've got the "Fraggle Rock" theme song in my head right now, so I guess that one. haha
11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes?
nope
12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same?
I think that overall, it's getting better, but there are periods of time where it's exactly the same
13. Does time really heal all wounds?
Depends on the wound. Some things still hurt, just not as much
14. How do you handle a rainy day?
I used to get kinda mopey, but if we got rain in Laredo, I would probably dance in it! haha
15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights?
losing luggage! duh!
16. How is your relationship with your parents?
I love my Dad, but he's not very chatty on the phone, so that sucks now that I live far away, aaaand my mom's dead, so there's not much interaction going on there. haha
~~Will you miss them when they are gone?
yes, for dad, and already do with mom
17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?
mostly yes. I'd rather not be aware of some things like human and drug trafficking, though.
18. What is the truest thing that you know?
Jesus Christ lives, and the atonement is real
19. What did you want to be when you grew up?
an astronomer b/c I was too scared of black holes to be an astronaut. haha
20. Have you ever been given a second chance?
If I did, I didn't know it
21. Are you more of a giver or a taker?
a little of both. I love giving, but I also love receiving. :)
22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind?
Yes, I'd say I'm very open-minded
23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?
my kidney infection while I was pregnant was pretty terrible. I would say child birth, but I had lots o' drugs, so it was fine.
24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?
Thinking I was going to lose my baby was heart wrenching.
25. Who have you hugged today?
Andrew, Evan, and Lauren
26. Who has done something today to show they care about you?
Andrew dipped my ice cream for me b/c it was too hard for me to. haha
27. Do you have a lot to learn?
yes, sir
28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be?
1. Speaking Spanish
2. Playing the piano
3. ability to draw more than stick figures, ha!
29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel?
all of the above?
30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship?
honesty, laughter
31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die?
1. Travel the world
2. See my grandbabies and perhaps great grandbabies
3. go on a mission with my hubby
32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing?
1. being eaten by zombies
2. having my limbs torn off by a psycho
3. ripped to shred by sharks
33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause?
right at this moment, it's tornado victim relief. sure wish I could do more
34. What does each decade make you think of:
The 19..
20's: flappers
30's: hard times
40's: world wars
50's: suzie homemaker
60's: hippies
70's: disco!
80's: bad hair, bad clothes, bad music
90's: the decade of awesome! haha
2000 (so far): Y2K
2010's: the future is now! haha
35. Which decade do you feel the most special connection to and why?
90s b/c it's when I grew up! born in the 80s, but the 90s is when I have the most memories
36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song?
I used to listen to the Forrest Gump soundtrack over and over when i was younger. My favorite on there was "Aquarius." haha
37. What country do you live in and who is the leader of that country?
United States of America, President Barack Obama
If you could say any sentence to the current leader of your country what would it be?
Please rewrite the health care bill, please.
38. What's your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night?
the only ones we get are spanish ones, so I guess I'd be watching some novelas!
39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why?
Gaston b/c I eat 5 dozen eggs for breakfast every day! haha
40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout?
nope
41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat?
Fying is faster, but I don't like being felt up, so maybe by boat. :)
42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night?
what am I? a science book? all I know is, there are fireflies that got stuck up in that big, bluish black thing.
43. What does your name mean?
"God is Gracious." :)
44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space?
outer space b/c it's the final frontier. deep sea creatures scare the beejeebus out of me
45. Word association
What is the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:
Air: Bud
Meat: beef
Different: Strokes
Pink: Polk-Dot
Deserve: everything
White: wedding
Elvis: the king
Magic: marker
Heart: burn
Clash: bang
Pulp: Fiction
46. If you could meet any person in the world who is dead who would you want it to be?
Jane Austen
47. What if you could meet anyone who is alive?
Ben Folds
48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday?
Enchanted, probably
49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do?
CROSSWORDS!!
50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved?
no, I'm not that awesome
51. Make up a definition for the following silly words...
Fruitgoogle: new search engine that finds any fruit
Ambytime: the time for sleep drugs
Asscactus: hemorrhoids
52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands?
peanut butter bread. aka: put peanut butter on bread and eat it. i'm eating it now!
53. What was your favorite toy as a child?
my Lottie
54. How many TV’s are in your house?
3
55. What is your favorite thing to do outside?
chill and enjoy nature
56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow?
REALLY excited!
57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true?
I've experienced some dejavu, but nothing extraordinary
58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader?
nope
59. What is your idea of paradise?
somewhere secluded in nature
60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like?
Yes, a living being, not a spirit, male
61. Do you believe in Hell?
sure
62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't?
had sex with Andrew. haha
63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done?
filling out this survey for your reading pleasure. haha
64. Are you a patient person?
sort of
65. What holiday should exist but doesn't?
Johanna is Awesome Day!
66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does?
Groundhog's day is pretty pointless
67. What's the best joke you ever heard?
YOUR FACE!
68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been?
Universal Studios with my hubby on our honeymoon!
69. Is your hair natural or dyed?
natural! never dyed it EVER!
70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front?
pretty much upfront, but I do keep some things to myself
71. What is under your bed right now?
toys the kids kicked under there
72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home?
go home. that place is whack. the trees throw apples. not cool
73. If you drive do you frequently speed?
not as much as I used to. I've slowed down a lot
74. What is the world's best song to dance to?
"September" by Earth, Wind, and Fire is pretty awesome
75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone?
Andrew and I danced at the youth dance, but I don't remember what was playing
76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers?
a little o' both
77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo?
MONKEYS!
78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic?
I love love stories, but I don't like cheesy lines like, "you're more beautiful than the moon."
79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off?
If that's the cause of gravity, then yes
80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it?
read
81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick?
the freedom of being stupid. haha
82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole?
equator. it's too coooold up there!
83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television?
watching television. i needs my music
84. What do you think makes someone a hero?
putting others before themselves
85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in?
pretty much any disney movie.
86. Name one thing that turns your stomach:
anything to do with eyeballs... touching them, etc.
87. What was the last thing you paid for?
lawn mower! woot!
88. Are you a coupon clipper?
sometimes
89. Get anything good in the mail recently?
a letter from my niece Vicki!
90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling?
dancing!
91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. So...
Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends? sure.
92. What insects are you afraid of? spiders!
93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say?
I had a whole list of shirt ideas once... The only one I can remember is "Freak from Blue Water Creek"
94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn?
bright yellow sneakers?
95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be?
any type of dessert.. i hate feeling guilty for eating it
96. What are your parents interested in?
Dad's interested in making investments in things like houses, hat, etc. my mom is dead, sooo...
97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet?
I tried to keep a ladybug once when I was a kid. It died when I gave it a bath. haha
Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal?
do kids count? although, I haven't tamed them quite yet. haha
98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans?
plans. wish in one hand and spit in the other and see which one fills up first
99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest?
when i'm doing something productive
100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring?
a camper, a generator, food